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I hate all names ,dont name the blighters.

31 replies

Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:27

Call them bubs or babee or little shi*
I really dont mind
"Hello pleased to meet you,whats your ugly kid called?"
"Wha ashtray femidom jones?????"
"What a mighty feckin name"

Amen

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:30

Are you dissing my choice of Vagy Caress?

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Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:31

Abso feckin lutely not my dear

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sillyberry · 27/08/2008 00:34

trip trap

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Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:35

Moi sillyberry?
I think not

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:35

Jolly good

In that case, yes good good, carry on.

anyone whose choices don't include reference to, or derivatives of bodily parts is not trying hard enough.

Wankers.

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Janni · 27/08/2008 00:48

A friend waited till the very last permissible moment to name her baby. She came up with 'Nina'. To which her mother replied 'It took you six weeks to come up with THAT?' You can't win. Name them immediately and get it over and done with, or wait till the last minute and call them something truly outrageous.

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:54

I like Nina. I think of Nina Simone.

Is this thread a spin off?

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lou33 · 27/08/2008 00:55

exh wanted to call dd1 "7"

which incidentally is the name andre benjamin (aka andre3000) of outkast called his son, tho he is younger than dd1

maybe numbers are the way forward?

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NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 00:55

It's so hard getting that balance between sophisticated and snooty, unusual and peculiar.

I know I got it right with my first, Philately Niacin, but sometimes I'm not so sure about the second, Amylase Ventouse.

I still can't think of anything better!

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lou33 · 27/08/2008 00:56

chlamydia has a nice ring to it

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:58

lol Nobiggy

And ahem, lou numbers are so passe I suggest ones and zeros to really bring it into the digital age.

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Janni · 27/08/2008 00:59

No! No! No!

You should have gone for Botanical Thiamin and
Pancreatic Epidural. What were you thinking

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NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 01:01

I was thinking she might want to work in a post office.

We all have dreams for our children I guess

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Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:12

I like Mirena Ventouse

You know, the reason I got pregnant and the method of delivery .....

Though for more people, Persona Forceps, or even Persona Cesearian, might be more apt.

Shaginbed SimpleVaginal doesnt have the same ring, I think .....

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NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 01:14

Ovulatin Jumpon-Quick

I can see her being a star at the gymkhana.

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hatrick · 27/08/2008 01:16

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Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:20

Quickie Gas'n'Air

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hatrick · 27/08/2008 01:21

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Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:23

Split-Condom Waterbirth

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lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:23

am glad you pointed that out to me slur

what would i do without you!

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:27

Lou, you would no doubt be happy in your ignorance of geeky computer language But you'd miss me a little bit... go on just a little bit.

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lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:28

without a doubt

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:28

Little miss perfect planned shag homegirl?

Not such a ring..

how about

Oopsie lala dingdong?

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lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:30

i did once suggest to exh that one of our children should be named "AGH" after the moment of their conception

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Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:32

Or 'hhnnnnnurrrrrghhhh" after the moment of their birth?

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