Advanced search

I hate all names ,dont name the blighters.

(32 Posts)
Beauregard Wed 27-Aug-08 00:27:48

Call them bubs or babee or little shi*
I really dont mind
"Hello pleased to meet you,whats your ugly kid called?"
"Wha ashtray femidom jones?????"
"What a mighty feckin name"


S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 00:30:24

Are you dissing my choice of Vagy Caress? angry

Beauregard Wed 27-Aug-08 00:31:45

Abso feckin lutely not my dear

sillyberry Wed 27-Aug-08 00:34:17

trip trap


Beauregard Wed 27-Aug-08 00:35:24

Moi sillyberry?
I think not

S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 00:35:56

Jolly good <brightly> smile

In that case, yes good good, carry on.

<whispers> anyone whose choices don't include reference to, or derivatives of bodily parts is not trying hard enough.


Janni Wed 27-Aug-08 00:48:46

A friend waited till the very last permissible moment to name her baby. She came up with 'Nina'. To which her mother replied 'It took you six weeks to come up with THAT?' You can't win. Name them immediately and get it over and done with, or wait till the last minute and call them something truly outrageous.

S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 00:54:22

I like Nina. I think of Nina Simone.

Is this thread a spin off?

lou33 Wed 27-Aug-08 00:55:04

exh wanted to call dd1 "7"

which incidentally is the name andre benjamin (aka andre3000) of outkast called his son, tho he is younger than dd1

maybe numbers are the way forward?


NoBiggy Wed 27-Aug-08 00:55:46

It's so hard getting that balance between sophisticated and snooty, unusual and peculiar.

I know I got it right with my first, Philately Niacin, but sometimes I'm not so sure about the second, Amylase Ventouse.

I still can't think of anything better!

lou33 Wed 27-Aug-08 00:56:48

chlamydia has a nice ring to it

S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 00:58:01

lol Nobiggy

And ahem, lou <stern> numbers are so passe I suggest ones and zeros to really bring it into the digital age.

Janni Wed 27-Aug-08 00:59:15

No! No! No!

You should have gone for Botanical Thiamin and
Pancreatic Epidural. What were you thinking

NoBiggy Wed 27-Aug-08 01:01:46

I was thinking she might want to work in a post office.

We all have dreams for our children I guess <shrugs>

Weegiemum Wed 27-Aug-08 01:12:16

I like Mirena Ventouse

You know, the reason I got pregnant and the method of delivery .....

Though for more people, Persona Forceps, or even Persona Cesearian, might be more apt.

Shaginbed SimpleVaginal doesnt have the same ring, I think .....

NoBiggy Wed 27-Aug-08 01:14:53

Ovulatin Jumpon-Quick

I can see her being a star at the gymkhana.

hatrick Wed 27-Aug-08 01:16:10

Message withdrawn

Weegiemum Wed 27-Aug-08 01:20:21

Quickie Gas'n'Air

hatrick Wed 27-Aug-08 01:21:36

Message withdrawn

Weegiemum Wed 27-Aug-08 01:23:11

Split-Condom Waterbirth

lou33 Wed 27-Aug-08 01:23:15

am glad you pointed that out to me slur

what would i do without you!

S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 01:27:07

Lou, you would no doubt be happy in your ignorance of geeky computer language wink But you'd miss me a little bit... go on just a little bit. grin

lou33 Wed 27-Aug-08 01:28:17

without a doubt

S1ur Wed 27-Aug-08 01:28:25

Little miss perfect planned shag homegirl?

Not such a ring..

how about

Oopsie lala dingdong?

lou33 Wed 27-Aug-08 01:30:24

i did once suggest to exh that one of our children should be named "AGH" after the moment of their conception

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now