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Can you beat these for ' real life ' ridulous names ?

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dashboardconfessionals Thu 03-Jul-08 14:54:08

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Flier Thu 03-Jul-08 14:55:24

Iona Squirrel

theinsider Thu 03-Jul-08 14:55:27

Maybe Lorna got married?

Maybe her maiden name was Stripes? Or Green?

MaryAnnSingleton Thu 03-Jul-08 14:55:47

don't think Lorna Hedges sounds like Lawn and Hedges really -

scorpio1 Thu 03-Jul-08 14:56:11


Twelvelegs Thu 03-Jul-08 14:56:27

I knew a Jack Frost/

redrobin Thu 03-Jul-08 14:56:48

i met a (posh, scottish) boy called Cable the other day. i mean...CABLE???

RubyRioja Thu 03-Jul-08 14:56:55

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DoubleBluff Thu 03-Jul-08 14:57:12

A freind of mine has just become ' Sandy Broome' on marriage made me chuckle.

theinsider Thu 03-Jul-08 14:57:32

RR that's very funny grin

BettySpaghetti Thu 03-Jul-08 14:58:02

I knew a Teresa Green (in keeping with you outdoor/garden theme of lawns and hedges)

TheDevilWearsPrimark Thu 03-Jul-08 15:01:41

Ivana Broom

I used to work with her (not as a cleaner lol)not too funny but always makes me laugh.

Also at school there was a boy called Steve Stevenson. It was family tradition apparantly, his dad and grandad had the same name.

fryalot Thu 03-Jul-08 15:03:06

I used to work with a Teresa Green.

I also know a Michael Hunt

and there is a Peter Bogg round here too.

Honestly. These people are not urban myths, I have met every single one of them.

QueenMeabhOfConnaught Thu 03-Jul-08 15:05:11

I met a Pebbles Heaven.

greenelizabeth Thu 03-Jul-08 15:05:36

Cabel is a bible name isn't it?

Is it possible that's what you heard?

Kizzy-lilly makes me want to slap the mother.

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:06:23

caleb misspelt?

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:07:14

sounds dreadful

Sidge Thu 03-Jul-08 15:07:32

Annette Curtain

Valentine Day


I have met all of these!

Inquisitive Thu 03-Jul-08 15:08:23

My mum used to work with someone called Cherry Lane - I thought it was really pretty when I was 5...

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:08:49

no shit, guys

luckywinner Thu 03-Jul-08 15:08:56

dwayne pipe, according to a teacher friend of mine, although hope its an urban myth

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:09:51

it is a pretty name, but unfortunately, brings to mind 1970's porn flicks, with rainbow-coloured leg-warmers and too much lipgloss

jumpingbeans Thu 03-Jul-08 15:10:43

pmsl at Frodo

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:11:18

dwayne pipe.....shit off! (in a non-offensive, mighty boosh style)
oh god.....that's just cracked me up

minouminou Thu 03-Jul-08 15:12:30

i thought at first he was pretending to be frodo and his mum was playing along....but no
we live in a bubble here
think i may be in for a shock when we move, tbh

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