my dcs have all got unusual names today someone said while looking at my preg tum

[narkymum]

so what atupid name have you got for this one then

[myermay]

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[constancereader]

people who say stuff like this always have awful names for their dc, only you are too polite to tell them so.

[narkymum]

she is one of the mums from dc school and says the ruddest of things when she heard i was pregnant again she marched up to me and said oh my god ! and walked away she also asked if my muscles had gone after having so many as i was huge her child by the way is called felicity constence rose and she shouts it iut in full across playground

[waltermego1]

how rude INDEED!

[snowleopard]

Yes you HAVE to think up a real shocker of a name - like Potatobucket or something - and try to convince her it really is your intention.

I love people like that - they are fun to bait.

[Buckets]

LOVE Potatobucket, can I have it for my baby?

[otter1980]

when we were looking for a name for our bump we came across Jamshed - its a persian Boys name meaning shining river... and we have Polly Ester for a girl... thats what we tell anyone who starts getting critical/ too nosey...

[FYIAD]

I used to say 'elvis'

[cyteen]

At the moment we're going with Lucifer

[Ledodgy]

I would have said I was calling it by her name whether it was a boy or a girl because as she says you like stupid names.

[MrsWeasley]

Dont worry some people are just plain rude!

Someone asked me what names we were thinking of for no 4 when I told her she laughed. I just smiled and said "well luckily its my baby and not yours" She also used to comment on how we all fitted in our house. Even shouting to a relative of her "this lady has 4 kids and they only live in a pokey little house!"

I don't have anything to do with this idiot anymore!

[Ledodgy]

*calling it her name I mean

[sussies]

You should of told her we are thinking of naming the baby Fuckwit after you.

[Buckets]

Actually I would have got quite defensive and said 'are you this rude to everyone or is it just me you have a problem with?'

[bluenosesaint]

How rude

[Flibbertyjibbet]

It wasn't Potatobucket it was Patate for those who remember that excellent thread. Or Mahree for a girl

C'mon lets hear all your unusual names then. No-one on mumsnet will be judgey about them surely

[MargaretMountford]

yes, you have to say now you've started this thread !

[CantSleepWontSleep]

So c'mon then - what stupid names do your dc have?

What a shame her dd is the first Felicity I've heard of in ages, and it's a strong possibility for dd2 if this bump turns out to be another dd.

[Buckets]

My niece is Felicity (Fliss) (named after our old family dog's middle name.)

[narkymum]

i will be calling this one mango chutney or at least thats what i shall tell her this women real pain pta mum calls her dd flic for short which i find very poncy in the process of moving schools thank god live in a very affluent area and dont fit inwith other mums at mrs weasly pokey house have seen it in film nice kitchen she does have a problem with me she calls us that hippie lot

[lollipopmother]

Sounds like you should be refering to her as 'that stuck up bitch's lot' in that case!