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What are the funniest names you've heard of?

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starsandstuff Thu 10-May-18 18:44:29

I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

AsAProfessionalFekko Thu 10-May-18 18:47:51

Honey Boon. I always thought it like honeymoon with a cold.

delilabell Thu 10-May-18 18:48:48

I think you're just going to be inundated with people mocking names op or the urban legends like the child called "L-a" etc etc

starsandstuff Thu 10-May-18 18:53:09

delila I honestly don't mean it like that. I mean the ones where the parents obviously had a sense of humour. Lots of people take names so seriously - for obvious reasons! - and I like it where someone's been a bit tongue in cheek with it.

peachypetite Thu 10-May-18 18:54:11

These never end well.

starsandstuff Thu 10-May-18 18:54:47

Aw crap. I'll get me coat...

Grammar Thu 10-May-18 18:55:53

Candida

Sugarpiehoneyeye Thu 10-May-18 19:07:36

Rosie Bottom.

gettingtherequickly Thu 10-May-18 19:10:23

Richard Richardson showed a distinct lack of imagination.

ViserionTheDragon Thu 10-May-18 19:11:24

Balonz

BirthdayKake Thu 10-May-18 19:13:12

Rosie Bell

OpalIridescence Thu 10-May-18 19:16:25

I knew a Phillip Phillipson in junior school getting.

I thought the surname was literal due to his dad also being called Phillip..

flapjackfairy Thu 10-May-18 19:20:23

Years ago i saw a programme about the highland games and a man was called Dougal Dick ! I thought it was v funny and it still makes me giggle now.

popcorntime Thu 10-May-18 19:21:09

We used to know a Dougald McDougald

Aprilmightbemynewname Thu 10-May-18 19:22:02

My orthodontist was Gordon Bennett.
Ds's friend at primary school was Rory Lyons.

flapjackfairy Thu 10-May-18 19:22:12

And talking of Dicks ! My friend knew a girl who was marrying a Mr Dick. Problem was her name was Rhoda !
They v wisely both took her surname instead !

LittleGreySheep Thu 10-May-18 19:22:41

I once had an elderly neighbour called John John. According to him he was abandoned at birth and the note found with him only said "John", so he used it for both first and last name as he didn't know his real last name.

WhoWants2Know Thu 10-May-18 19:23:04

Baby Girl, surname Pancake. First name... Blueberry 😁.

Passmethecrisps Thu 10-May-18 19:23:16

Not funny but I one I loved was a wee girl I once knew called Crystal Button. I thought it was lovely

FellOutOfBed2wice Thu 10-May-18 19:26:41

I went to school with James Dean and a Tom Jones..... always seemed weird choices to me!

AdaColeman Thu 10-May-18 19:26:44

I went to school with a Rose Bush.

boymum9 Thu 10-May-18 19:28:14

There was a boy at my primary, so going back 25 years... he was max Maximilian maximus...!!

RedPandaMama Thu 10-May-18 19:28:40

LittleGreySheep oh that's so sad. Poor John John flowers

MimiSunshine Thu 10-May-18 19:29:43

Genuinely went to school with Jennifer Taylor, known as Jenny.
Never thought anything of it until decades later I was listening to Chris Moyles doing a thing on funny names and laughed about Jenny Taylor, suddenly it clicked 😳😳😳😂😂


genitalia

Roomba Thu 10-May-18 19:30:30

Went to school with a Teresa Green. She's married now and her new surname is Wood grin

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