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If you had to name your baby after a perfume/aftershave (lighthearted)

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clairethewitch70 · 15/11/2017 22:29

What would you choose?

Boy
Aramis
Dune
Diesel

Girl
Eden
Noa
Chanel
Anais
Paris
Daisy

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Awwlookatmybabyspider · 15/11/2017 22:47

Eden
Dune

Or how about Sunflower after all. There are plenty of little Roses, Daisys Poppys and Violets around

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Ponyboycurtis · 15/11/2017 22:48

Tribe, if I was a teenager
Mademoiselle these days.

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Janika · 15/11/2017 22:49

Brut

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AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 15/11/2017 22:49

Boy:
Casmir
Drakkar

Girl:
Loulou
Gabrielle
Olympea

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ladystarkers · 15/11/2017 22:49

Loulou

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Silverthorn · 15/11/2017 22:51

Ghost
😂

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LuxuryWoman2017 · 15/11/2017 22:51

Coco for a girl or Daisy.

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MadameJosephine · 15/11/2017 22:53

Samsara and Aramis

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Comedyusername · 15/11/2017 22:55

Cool Water and Stella

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clairethewitch70 · 15/11/2017 22:58

Cool Water Grin

Love Olympea & Samara

Paloma
Angel
Jazz

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euanthesheepiloveyou · 16/11/2017 00:24

Anais & Joop, the twins.

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NevilleBennett · 16/11/2017 00:26

Angel

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loveablether · 16/11/2017 08:00

Number 5 suitable if you have 4 kids already

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heartshapedpositnotes · 16/11/2017 10:51

Chloe

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bottlesandcans · 16/11/2017 10:52

My little girl is called Noa- but from the Jewish princess not the perfume

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ChinkChink · 16/11/2017 12:06

Girl: Pagan

Boy: Fat Electrician Shock

Don't believe me?

www.etatlibredorange.com/en/boutique/fat-electrician-en/

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Stringofpearls · 16/11/2017 13:16

Nina

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TurquoiseDress · 16/11/2017 14:13

Lolita! (after Lolita Lempicker)

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Butterfly1975 · 16/11/2017 18:40

Poison
Hugo Boss
Britney

Chink - have you actually got Fat Electrician? Have always been fascinated to know how it smells Grin

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ChinkChink · 16/11/2017 21:10

Heh no Butterfly1975 Was just gobsmacked when I first found it.

You really wouldn't want your man to emulate their image of who would slap on some Fat Electrician:

" His beauty would have been his greatest asset. One imagines he was raised in the big air of Texas, his soft skin scrubbed by ears of wheat, his eyelashes curled by grappling with grace against a blinding sun. A Midnight Cowboy lost on city asphalt.

A fisherman without a line, he was made to be hooked by others, to believe in his fate without knowing it, to wreak havoc and forget it over time. Youth for women-of-a-certain-age, stock for late-night parties, a partner to accompany the wealthy of Palm Beach on nature walks, his splendor is consumed in the service of others. Now, a Fat Electrician in New Jersey, his talent depleted in his sexual decline. This is the curse of beauty — it doesn’t last. "

Sorry for thread tangent OP. Grin

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clairethewitch70 · 16/11/2017 22:29

Fat Electrician Grin Do they do Skinny Plumber or Obese Carpenter?

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LemonysSnicket · 16/11/2017 22:30

Boy - bleu
Girl- coco



....awful lol

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clairethewitch70 · 16/11/2017 22:36

Boys
Paco
Davidoff
Invictus

Girls
Purrr
Eternity
Euphoria
Narcisse
l'Aimant

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Butterfly1975 · 17/11/2017 18:05

Chink - hilarious Grin what a way to sell a perfume!!

Just googled the rest of the range and I'm quite taken with 'Secretions Magnifiques' - now there's a baby name Grin apparently reminiscent of blood, sweat, sperm and saliva Shock

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Curve · 17/11/2017 18:32

Joy!

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