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If you HAD to name your child after a borough of North London...

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00100001 Fri 13-Jan-17 09:08:47

Been a while since I posted one of these threads.
The government has passed a new law - you MUST name your children after a North London borough.

What would you choose?

You must choose one boy and one girl.

Official rules allow hyphenation, but no shortening of the name.

Special North London Borough Rules - Boroughs with "and" in the name, may be split into separate names (e.g. Dagenham and Barking, you can choose either Dagenham or Barking)

Barking and Dagenham
Barnet
Brent
Camden
Ealing
Enfield
Hackney
Hammersmith and Fulham
Haringey
Harrow
Havering
Hillingdon
Hounslow
Islington
Kensington and Chelsea
Newham
Redbridge
Tower Hamlets
Waltham Forest
Westminster

grin

00100001 Fri 13-Jan-17 09:09:27

Girl: Camden

Boy: Brent

kimlo Fri 13-Jan-17 09:13:00

girl Harrow

boy Kensington

Ninjapie Fri 13-Jan-17 09:13:18

Boy Harrow
Girl Havering

ICJump Fri 13-Jan-17 09:15:37

Fuck it. If the government are going to be dicks with dirt of naming caper I'm going to town
Twins called Hammersmith and Tower. They will
Be encouraged to form a metal band

lemonzest123 Fri 13-Jan-17 09:16:07

Ahhh ninjapie you beat me to it

Susiethetortoiseshellcat Fri 13-Jan-17 09:17:28

Oh I know a little girl called Camden!

I would choose Chelsea for a girl and Brent for a boy.

Anyhoooo Fri 13-Jan-17 09:19:02

Boy - camden
Girl - harrow

BastardGoDarkly Fri 13-Jan-17 09:19:43

Boy... Camden

Girl.. Kensington grin

Ktay Fri 13-Jan-17 09:24:38

How are you defining North London - anything north of the river? Richmond upon Thames covers both sides of the river, that would make a passable name...

Ktay Fri 13-Jan-17 09:25:13

(The Richmond bit I mean. If this really became law)

originalmavis Fri 13-Jan-17 09:26:18

City (of) London ?

BreakfastAtSquiffanys Fri 13-Jan-17 09:29:19

What's wrong with South London?
My twins Brixton (boy) and Putney (girl) are feeling left out

JournosAreLazy Fri 13-Jan-17 09:33:50

Boy: Waltham (Forest can be the middle name)

Girl: Harrow

Foldedtshirt Fri 13-Jan-17 09:37:32

Tearing up the rule book what about Bromley for a girl and Sutton for a boy?

reader77 Fri 13-Jan-17 09:38:42

boy - Hillingdon

Girl - Camden

maccheese Fri 13-Jan-17 09:40:04

Twin girls: Harrow & Chelsea

n0ne Fri 13-Jan-17 09:41:08

Boy: Brent
Girl: Harrow

Manumission Fri 13-Jan-17 09:44:59

I'm going to pretend 1965 didn't happen and plump for Marylebone and Ilford;

www.citymetric.com/politics/herbert-commission-here-are-52-london-boroughs-could-have-been-2115

Bundao Fri 13-Jan-17 09:48:30

I hate North London so I'd break the law grin.
Kensington and Chelsea and Westminter is not North London either. I was born and bred in SW3 and went to school in SW1, North London indeed, how very dare you wink

Bundao Fri 13-Jan-17 09:51:11

Tower Hamlets and Ealing confused how exactly are you defining North London? Looks a bit discombobulated to me!

OneWithTheForce Fri 13-Jan-17 09:53:47

I have no idea about any of these places but Hounslow looks like a fun name grin

Summerisdone Fri 13-Jan-17 09:54:03

Harrow for a boy or a girl

ThatsWotSheSaid Fri 13-Jan-17 09:55:08

Harrow - Girl
Forest - boy

SnowBallsAreHere Fri 13-Jan-17 09:59:20

Walt(ham) for a boy
Isla(ington) for a girl

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