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Rubbish and the hadron collider

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MrsTerryPratchett · 05/01/2017 23:43

Not as names...

But I was told to choose a name based on the idea that your kid should be able to be a bin man/woman or run a hadron collider.

So Dr Althea Smith could work in CERN and Allie Smith could make a living with the Council.

Now I think anyone should be able to anything with any name and that a lot of this is snobbery! But DD did end up with one of these names. Did yours?

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Eeeek686 · 05/01/2017 23:50

Ha, excellent guidance but sadly I didn't get the memo for DD - think either she uses her middle names for her doctorate, or she's destined for the stage! BlushGrin

DS could totally go either way with his selection tho so he's safe. Smile

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pieceofpurplesky · 05/01/2017 23:53

DS sounds like the drummer in a rock band. But could also be very seriously named.

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icclemunchy · 06/01/2017 00:25

Both my girls have names which could do either I think.

We have Eleanor (Ellie) and Jessica (Jess) although we went for the because we both prefer more classical names rather than any other reason

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Pluto30 · 06/01/2017 00:43

Looking at my list for DD due in 3 days and thinking there are a couple I should scrap now... Blush

But most of them fit the criteria!

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MrsTerryPratchett · 06/01/2017 02:52

I'm guessing Buffy and Phil.

What are the rejected names?

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1horatio · 06/01/2017 07:33

Huh, Idk. DD is currently called Chippy/chippie...😊 I tried to insist on Clary but...

Her name is actually Clarissa.

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1horatio · 06/01/2017 07:33

Not sure about DC2... tbh.

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BathshebaDarkstone · 06/01/2017 07:46

I would seriously out myself if I listed my DC's names, I don't think any of them would make very good bin men. DS1's an engineer but too ill to work, DD1's doing a PhD in physics, DD2 and DS2 are still at school.

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FannyWisdom · 06/01/2017 07:55

I was under the impression I had covered flexible careers.

First time my GP called DS in he said ah a baby destined to sell ice creams.

DS hasn't got a van or owt but he does work at tesco. Maybe there was a prophecy.

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Donostia · 06/01/2017 08:04

We have an Albert.. Dr Albert the Cern bloke or Big Al the bin man! He's currently Bertie so i picture Bertie the interior designer! Maybe Bert the dentist...?!

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MollyHuaCha · 06/01/2017 08:47

My DCs wd get far as bin people without tweaking their names. We were aspirational in our choices ...

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1horatio · 06/01/2017 13:03

Well, with DD's current nickname (Chippy/Chip) she'll work at a chippy?

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MrsTerryPratchett · 06/01/2017 13:59

I think Chippy/Clarissa is the very embodiment of this theory Grin

Ice Cream Distribution? Umm... cannot begin to guess.

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MollyHuaCha · 06/01/2017 13:59

Or run own bespoke furniture making business?

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1horatio · 06/01/2017 14:03

Right? I still call her Clary. She's so little that... well, maybe the Chippie nn will quietly fade away....? At least they didn't add an 's'... that would be horrible to explain to people.

Well, bespoke furniture isn't that bad. She could be a designer or artist or something... or a carpenter? Grin

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MrsTerryPratchett · 06/01/2017 15:24

Clary is adoracute (as DD says).

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1horatio · 06/01/2017 17:39

Mrs

Right? I mean, the inlaws? Well, if they insist... but DH? I feel like he should really stick to Clary (which he uses when talking about her but not actually to her... sigh).

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BuntyFigglesworthSpiffington · 06/01/2017 17:50

First time my GP called DS in he said ah a baby destined to sell ice creams.

Did you call your son Mr Whippy?

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MrsTerryPratchett · 06/01/2017 22:39

To be fair I call DD Emme-Lemma Ding Dong to her face.

Mr Whippy Grin

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Dolwar · 07/01/2017 12:07

I think it is true in a way. You often get the chavvier names with random spellings in those from lower socio-economic groups who are not destined to be nuclear physicists. Conversely there was someone on here the other day who posted a load of names and someone asked if the child was going to private school based on the names

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Gardencentregroupie · 07/01/2017 12:45

There is a glamour model with DD's first name, but also a Tory MP, so I would say she's sorted. Still struggling to name (not yet born) DS though.

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1horatio · 07/01/2017 12:56

The founder of the American redcross was apparently Clarissa 'Clara' Barton. There's a basketball coach in the hall of fame and a celebrity chef.
And there's a character calle Clary in some fantasy novels (there's a movie and a tv show, apparently...).

But Chippie means apparently tramp or prostitute... I can't let them call her Chippie, can I? :000

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MrsTerryPratchett · 07/01/2017 15:09

Glamour model and Tory MP? Sounds like it fits the bill Grin

As Yet Unnamed... we should name according to this theory. Scientific, like!

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MrsTerryPratchett · 07/01/2017 15:11

Chippie. Also a recreational drug problem according to Urban Dictionary!

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1horatio · 07/01/2017 16:22

Gaaaaah! Why not stick to Chipper? Chippers? Chip? Or... Clary? Or, a totally novel though, Clarissa?

I could strangle (well, not really....) the person that came up with Chippie. I need to talk with DH (and he needs to talk with his parents, they are the worst offenders!). DD is just 5 months,now we can probably still make the nn go away.

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