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*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

Rouen Tue 20-Nov-12 16:47:28

Unfortunately, this is not even slightly a joke. It hurts to type...

Twins called

Bacardi and Coke

MolotovCocktail Tue 20-Nov-12 18:45:28

Lia, McKenzie and Lacey-Jai (all girls)

Lovely family; beautiful children ... but I really don't like the names (Lia as Leah would be better, but I'm unconvinced at the other two)

zookeeper Tue 20-Nov-12 18:49:30


Ginandtonicandamassageplease Tue 20-Nov-12 18:53:57

I taught a girl called Channel once. Her parents thought they were calling her Chanel but got the spelling wrong! She had a brother called Rainbow and cousins where all 7 of them were named after American states. I can only remember California and Mississippi though ...

SweetMingePie Tue 20-Nov-12 18:56:26

Twin boys called Jack and Daniel.

ouryve Tue 20-Nov-12 18:57:20

Mark and Marcus

Lottapianos Tue 20-Nov-12 18:59:56

Jordan and Jordaine hmm. Brothers.

Danisha and Daniquah hmm. Sisters.

kaytola Tue 20-Nov-12 19:00:17

B-Jay and J-Jay. B-Jay is a girl and J-Jay is a boy.

InNeedOfBrandy Tue 20-Nov-12 19:00:39

I like Byron, quite a old name.

Lottapianos Tue 20-Nov-12 19:01:55

I heard this 3rd hand so can't swear that it's true but.....

3 siblings called AJ, OJ and CJ. That's Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Carrot Juice. Apparently they were each named after what mum craved during her pregnancies hmm shock

Bearandcub Tue 20-Nov-12 19:08:29

Ellie and Ollie

Jamdoughnutfiend Tue 20-Nov-12 19:12:29

I know a Lacey, Lilly and Lexi

KateShmate Tue 20-Nov-12 19:15:25

There was a story on DM (sorry!) online where a woman had twin girls called Lily and Lolly.
FWIW, the story was about a foot-long rat that bit Lily.

goralka Tue 20-Nov-12 19:16:41

Scarlett and Lola

usualsuspect3 Tue 20-Nov-12 19:17:22

I can't see anything wrong with most of these names

Silibilimili Tue 20-Nov-12 19:18:21

I knew a Chlamydia.

usualsuspect3 Tue 20-Nov-12 19:18:37

What on earth is wrong with Scarlott and Lola?

Silibilimili Tue 20-Nov-12 19:19:12

I've known a Dolly, Twinkle and a Jolly!!

Silibilimili Tue 20-Nov-12 19:19:39

X post usual

usualsuspect3 Tue 20-Nov-12 19:19:57


skyebluesapphire Tue 20-Nov-12 19:20:09

B-Jay?? Seriously??!!

I know a sienna and senna...

goralka Tue 20-Nov-12 19:21:50

usualsuspect - they sound like prostitutes, why not call the third one Jade?

Ohhelpohnoitsa Tue 20-Nov-12 19:22:04

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usualsuspect3 Tue 20-Nov-12 19:22:43

Prostitutes? Just yuk at this thread

goralka Tue 20-Nov-12 19:24:24

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