inspiration needed, b-day present for 65yo old fart

[moocowme]

one of my friends is turning 65 next week and i want to make them a birthday present (i am always making my presents). he has a very dry sense of humour and can be rather curt at times. but i think he is very funny. i am good sewer but cannot come up with something comical but useful to make him. he also works part time as a magistrate and i think he would be up for a laugh.

[peanutbutterkid]

Socks with little gavels on them?

[moocowme]

yeah socks that could be a goer. might be easy to do as well since i only have a couple of days left.