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Giant condom needed

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NorkyButNice Fri 22-Aug-08 12:27:15

Sadly not because DH is so gifted in that department that the shops don't cater for him, but because he wants a giant condom fancy dress for a party next weekend.

Where to start? Clingfilm and sellotape?

And yes, I've told him he'll look like a giant cock (before anyone points this out)

Whizzz Fri 22-Aug-08 12:41:37

in a pack?
Captain Condom

Whizzz Fri 22-Aug-08 12:42:48

"Where to start? Clingfilm and sellotape?"....takes me back to our Biology teacher giving us 'that talk' at school - telling us not to try using cling film instead of condoms as it wouldn't work hmm

chapstickchick Fri 22-Aug-08 12:43:01

i think you need a dry cleaners poluthene bag and some tape with a face cut out .....perhaps stick on small sperm shapes??

NorkyButNice Fri 22-Aug-08 13:17:26

Ahhhh I hadn't thought of buying a ready-made outfit (doh)!

I think he was thinking more along the lines of an actual condom rather than a packet. Dry-cleaning bag is an excellent idea - thanks chapstick!

Just need to form some kind of "teat" on top and we'd be sorted [racks brains]

chapstickchick Fri 22-Aug-08 13:32:20

a pot noodle tub painted white nd taped inside??

chapstickchick Fri 22-Aug-08 13:33:34

will u post pics on your profile wink

FAQ Fri 22-Aug-08 13:35:16

condom hat? to go with the dry-cleaning bag?

NutterlyUts Fri 22-Aug-08 13:38:22

oh dear
if you wanted to join in the spirit of things

NutterlyUts Fri 22-Aug-08 13:40:30

Actually if you combined the costume in my first link with a dry cleaning bag that would work well..

giraffescantdancethetango Fri 22-Aug-08 13:41:45

oh dear goodness at vagina one

NorkyButNice Fri 22-Aug-08 14:31:11

ROFL

Can you imagine turning up at a party dressed as a fanjo?

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