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March 2014 - Thread 6 - Spending more time with pornographers and less time with our heads in the toilets hurrah!

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rescoonetwothree Fri 30-Aug-13 19:49:38

Stats thread

Thread 5

MummyPig24 Fri 30-Aug-13 20:02:47

Hellooo thread 6!

LyraSilvertongue Fri 30-Aug-13 20:03:13


rosyryan Fri 30-Aug-13 20:22:25

Yo yo yo.

BionicEar Fri 30-Aug-13 20:47:31


Just thinking once we all have scan dates done with, should we update Stats thread as it seems a few of us have had our dates changed?

RaspberrysAndIcecream Fri 30-Aug-13 21:02:08

Bloody hell - thread six already! grin

lumpylumps Fri 30-Aug-13 21:02:26

I'm not even on the stats thread sad

IceNoSlice Fri 30-Aug-13 21:13:50

At this rate we'll be on double figures before the 20 week scans! So we've covered vomming, pornographers, pop tarts, super noodles, crisps, book reviews, relationship trauma and reprieve, scans, scans, scans and Breaking The News. What's next, Martians?

LyraSilvertongue Fri 30-Aug-13 21:22:23

Ice, second trimester glowing is what's next wink

IceNoSlice Fri 30-Aug-13 21:26:05

Oooh yes please. And nice soft skin no more nasty teenager spots please.

April13 Fri 30-Aug-13 21:32:40

babybear t'was me who spewed and pished my pants at the sane time blush I also recall the spew in question was spaghetti and it was hanging from my nostrils! Least we'll have a story to tell grin

HamwidgeAlive Fri 30-Aug-13 21:34:05

Less vomming, pray tell when does that happen?!

Any weekend plans?

Jolleigh Fri 30-Aug-13 21:40:26

I've already done a few sneeze-wees blush

PramQueen1971 Fri 30-Aug-13 21:59:56

Fanks for the new fred, Moosy, hope your new hair's getting you laid.

Does a time come, when bellies are gargantuan, that it is impossible to reach the clitoris for a strum? Just asking.

Jolleigh Fri 30-Aug-13 22:08:15

If you can wipe it (which you best had be able to!) you can strum it.

apprenticemamma Fri 30-Aug-13 22:08:24

Loving the name of the new thread ladies! Seeing as the tone is lowered once more April and baby I have done the same .. on my friends hen do last year when paralytic. I was too steaming to be mortified but oh the shame the next day (blush) . I don't think my pelvic floor muscles hAve sadly ever been the same since ds1...

PramQueen1971 Fri 30-Aug-13 22:15:14

If you can wipe can strum it. grin

Can we please have this as our third trimester thread slogan?

justmuddlingthroughit Fri 30-Aug-13 22:21:24

I'm having that slogan put on a T-shirt.

rescoonetwothree Fri 30-Aug-13 22:23:23

omg brilliant. thats all i can even manage right now.

Jolleigh Fri 30-Aug-13 22:40:00

I aim to please ladies wink

Beccadugs Fri 30-Aug-13 22:47:20

Busy Martians!

Nothing much to report here, still v queasy!

I have also managed the vommit wees!!

Jolleigh Fri 30-Aug-13 22:49:18

I feel a bit left out of the vomit-wee club. Has nobody had my sneeze-wee scenario?

BionicEar Fri 30-Aug-13 22:49:23

Still very queasy and tired here. Not helped by fact am already waking in the night for wees and munchies!

BionicEar Fri 30-Aug-13 22:50:39

Errr Jolleigh - I have, but only little ones! blush

Damn you pelvis floor! Never quite master those pelvis exercises either.

Jolleigh Fri 30-Aug-13 22:54:04

Bionic - just little ones here too but it's all equally humiliating when you're doing a mid-night naked milk run and you're in the kitchen. blush When I think about the clean up, I may as well have just let myself empty!

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