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January 2014 (Thread 6) - The Lies and Truth of pregnancy..... Read on!!

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LittlePeaPod Sun 30-Jun-13 13:59:49

Lie = Your glowing vs Truth = Your sweating, freezing, puking and an emotional basket!

Lie = After the first trimester your ms will disappear vs The truth = It will be there in the second trimester and the third..... and probably after you give birth! Get used to it!

Lie = You don't look even look pregnant vs The truth = whatever, you look pregnant from space!

Lets see what we learn from the second trimester! grin wink

enormouse Sun 30-Jun-13 14:26:47

Checking in. smile
Lie - you will get gorgeous, flowy, shiny pregnancy hair
Truth- your hair looks like you've dumped a bag of chips on it and resists being attacked with the straighteners.

LittlePeaPod Sun 30-Jun-13 14:27:42

Ha ha ha ha.......

Mac2014 Sun 30-Jun-13 14:30:21

Booking in!

Laughed at the lies pod I look as big as a colleague who is 7 months... Phat!!

LittlePeaPod Sun 30-Jun-13 14:32:00

Ha ha ha ha....

Frizz1986 Sun 30-Jun-13 14:48:44

Checking in!! 12 weeks tomorrow and scan day as well smile

MrsVDB Sun 30-Jun-13 14:57:09

Checking in - 1/4 of the way there!!

LittlePeaPod Sun 30-Jun-13 15:02:49

Ooooppppsss nearly forgot... Stats thread for those not already on it...

Penny31 Sun 30-Jun-13 15:24:13

Checking in!

Lie - you will bloom in second trimester.
Truth - you will spend most of the time asleep and dribbling so will miss the so called bloom

BuntCadger Sun 30-Jun-13 16:10:28

Lol love it smile)
Just marking place xx

BookTart Sun 30-Jun-13 16:23:50

Nice work pod smile

Checking in. Snap frizz! I've got my 12 week scan + NT test tomorrow as well.

fryingpantoface Sun 30-Jun-13 17:04:15

Just marking place! I've got my 12 week scan on Friday - can't wait

Sultanajo Sun 30-Jun-13 17:08:11

Marking my place!

Lie - your hormones will even out so you will feel much calmer...

Truth - it may take a second longer for rage/tears to kick in, but they will be just as full on as before! Cuntpuffins!!! Grrrr! angry angry angry angry

LittlePeaPod Sun 30-Jun-13 17:31:38

Sultanajo. grin ha ha ha

Sultanajo Sun 30-Jun-13 18:25:17

Loving yours pod! Cracked me up! X

MrsRApilot Sun 30-Jun-13 18:26:24

Checking in grin

farmersdaughter Sun 30-Jun-13 18:33:23

Marking my place smile

pod you do make me laugh! X

sarahleanne Sun 30-Jun-13 19:27:35

Checking in!

Naturegirl82 Sun 30-Jun-13 19:59:30

Checking in

Frizz1986 Sun 30-Jun-13 20:11:24

Good luck book for tomorrow. Got my fx for fab news all round. Maybe i wont be as crazy once i get to tell people and it all becomes real.

MrsGSR Sun 30-Jun-13 20:41:57

Checking in smile

HumptyDumptyBumpty Sun 30-Jun-13 20:49:45

Checking in.
Managed to drive all the way to Stratford on Avon grin and back today for sis's birthday - took 4 hours to get back, thanks Silverstone...

Have had endless hayfever today which is driving me insane. I cannot keep blowing my nose, it's giving me a headache. Also, the sneezes pull a muscle in my lower belly, which is aching now. Please, plants STOP PUTTING OUT POLLEN. I am getting a bit ragey about it now.

I was glad to see my Mum today though (away from hospital) - she's back there now, and it's looking like he won't last through the night (but they said that before). I feel less crappy about not being with her through this.

One and a half days of work until my scan! Then off on hols on Wed lunchtime.

chocoloulou33 Sun 30-Jun-13 20:58:22

Phew other thread full, thanks humpty
frizz its my scan 2moro too. Can't believe its finally here, feeling a bit nervous. I am 13 weeks 2day if things r how they should be x

Penny31 Sun 30-Jun-13 21:04:14

Good luck for the scans tomorrow!

Toothfairy78 Sun 30-Jun-13 21:06:29


Lie = you might want to think about maternity wear soon...

Ha! That was like 3 fricking weeks ago! I'm so fat I hate you, you dumb patch of idiocy clotting up the Internet, up yours!

And this one goes out to my "smart"/"observant" colleagues who think my wardrobe choices are a suitable topic to idly chat about having shown no interest before "SCREW OFF you nosy self satisfied twonk!"

Actually, I had a lovely day with brother and his wife. Fried brekkie, long walk of at least 5 miles, ice cream, bagged soe cheap kilner type jars for £1 ea at a charity shop (great for kimchee) and had a BBQ. Would recommend it.

Shame it's Sunday eh?

Ooh good luck to those having scans!

And glad to hear the bleeding stopped tarka.

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