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Dear Vagisil.....pray do tell what the actual fuck is this intimate area to which you refer?

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HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:24:51

Because I'm fairly certain I don't have one. Given the nature of your topical application products I think you may be referring to either my vagina or vulva.

Well Vagisil, that's actually one of my least intimate areas. In its time it has harboured a couple of small humans, not only did they take a trip both up and down it, they spent several happy months head butting it.

It has been acquainted with several men (incidentally non appeared scared by occasional sweating or indeed it's lack of pleasant floral scent).

On the top of that, I suspect my intimate area has been viewed by more medical professionals than my teeth. In fact my dentist is probably the only medically qualified professional who hasn't had look up there.

I also, occasionally let strange ladies look at it when they remove hair from it, before I go on holiday.

I have no objection to what you sell, I get that people want to buy it. But here's a thought, if your big enough and clever enough to be able to advertise on national tv than maybe you could be big and clever enough to say

"Hey, we're Vagisil and we'd like to stop your vulva sweating"

I mean please, just try it. Because then I won't have to find you all and shove your products up your intimate areas.

Kind regards


YouTheCat Mon 13-Jan-14 18:26:19

It needs renaming 'Thrush-in-a-tube'. grin

TribbleWithoutATardis Mon 13-Jan-14 18:34:48


TribbleWithoutATardis Mon 13-Jan-14 18:35:10

Oops <weeps with laughter>

Calloh Mon 13-Jan-14 18:36:03

I missed the ad! Although I did hear that they like to show it on a Monday morning as it is officially when we are at our most vulnerable - and therefore most likely to agree that we need freshen up.

I've just youtubed the various ads for this stuff. Don't really get the ads, there's one that calls it the cradle of life, suggests that men have died for it and we should love it and hail the v. It did make me laugh but do men only die for florally scented ones?

HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:36:26

How can it be, with its mystical neutral ph levels. Meaning many, many chemicals and man hours have been carefully and scientifically devoted to making something just like water?

All that science and they don't know the right word for the part they want you to use it on.

meddie Mon 13-Jan-14 18:36:40

I never realised it was possible to snort half chewed ginger nut biscuit down your nose. Today I discover it actually is.... Thank you for that Honeydragon

HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:38:37

You are very welcome. Perhaps next you could try and snort ginger biscuits up your intimate area? Wherever it is?

meddie Mon 13-Jan-14 18:39:56

If I could bend to reach it I would no longer require a boyfriend

Greenandcabbagelooking Mon 13-Jan-14 18:42:48

I am quite literally LOL. Finally, a sensible thread!

Fabulous... you are about to reposted all over my FB ... too good not to share!

HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:47:14

I am considering sending it to Vagisil. They have got on my tits somewhat.

HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:47:51

Which is a shame is they aren't aiming to get on my tits really are they?

Tweet it to them..they are bound to be on Twitter!

SecretNutellaFix Mon 13-Jan-14 18:49:22

Are you a leetle hormonal at the minute? wink

Please don't ram Vagisil up my nethers.

purrforagoodkip Mon 13-Jan-14 18:49:41

This is absolutely brilliant. Superb.

dadinthehat Mon 13-Jan-14 18:50:14

I don't own a vulva, but it did strike me that Vagisil where trying to solve a problem that didn't need solving. Another advert designed to make women self-conscious about their bodies.

Imagine the same ad for men:

"Got sweaty balls?..."

meddie Mon 13-Jan-14 18:50:54

Blatantly posting on my fb too

Beehatch Mon 13-Jan-14 18:51:30

Perhaps you need some of my patented 'Norkisil' wash - guaranteed to rid your lady lumps of all unwanted attentions wink

meddie Mon 13-Jan-14 18:52:56

Ahh now we discussed this before dadinahat. bollocky breeze or testifresh were possible front runners for that sweaty sack dilemma. Though apparently a towel cape and hair dryer are de rigeur

HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 18:54:40

Gonadsil, because fresh minty balls make you confident enough to do anything.

Kundry Mon 13-Jan-14 18:54:41


Genius, sheer genius.

Mostly men have seen my lady parts en route to a shag. So far not one has stopped to complain about the pH or lack of floral scent. My vagina (in common with everyone else's) is self-cleaning, thanks.

StillNoFuckingEyeDeer Mon 13-Jan-14 18:56:27

grin meddie

PseudoBadger Mon 13-Jan-14 18:58:11


HoneyDragon Mon 13-Jan-14 19:01:22

You can see the article can't you.

A picture of Keith and Avaline Roberts, with requisite tabloid sad faces.

If only I'd known about about Vagisil, and it's ph values. I never knew that the acid levels in my intimate area would eventually dissolve Keith's member. It could've many more happy years of intimacy and a chance of a normal life for Keith.

See, Avaline is one of the thousands of women in the UK who suffer from Acid fanjo. Sadly, by the time this terrible affliction to your intimate area is discovered its to late. Until Vagisil many lived secret sexless lives unable to speak to professionals about their withering winkles...

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