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Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 20:13:50

Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

BadgersRetreat Mon 28-Oct-13 20:14:49


AngelsLieToKeepControl Mon 28-Oct-13 20:15:16

Thats disgusting confused

Feminine Mon 28-Oct-13 20:16:16

Wow! the last time I saw one of those was around 1984!

FortyDoorsToNowhere Mon 28-Oct-13 20:16:17


WallyBantersJunkBox Mon 28-Oct-13 20:16:38

Is there a Victorian dolly hiding the toilet roll under her petticoats in there too?grin

Feminine Mon 28-Oct-13 20:17:27

You might want to nab it... a shabby toilet seat could make a small fortune on ebay!

Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 20:17:43

Is it so your bum doesn't get cold? But so absorbent...

Dahlen Mon 28-Oct-13 20:17:46

<shudder> Is it her way of ensuring her DH has good aim? After all, if he has to sit on it for a poo, he's way less likely to piss all over the seat.

Objection Mon 28-Oct-13 20:18:15

surprised it hasnt scuttled away to pastures new. Bleurgh

Delayingtactic Mon 28-Oct-13 20:28:20

Ugh that's truly disgusting.

AHardDaysWrite Mon 28-Oct-13 20:31:25

My grandma used to have those when we were kids. When my brother was learning to go to the loo by himself he did a poo and somehow missed the bowl and sat in the poo, on the fluffy seat. She got rid of them after that grin

FreshBloodandGutsLeticia Mon 28-Oct-13 20:46:13

Hahaha, my ex-MIL (bless her soul) had a shit-brown furry cover on the lav seat for all of the 20ish years I knew her.
I never knew whether she ever took it off to wash it grin

'Twas truly grim.

ChaosTrulyReigns Mon 28-Oct-13 20:54:49

>>You werent joking!.<<

ChaosTrulyReigns Mon 28-Oct-13 20:56:08

>>My eyes!<<

lucjam Mon 28-Oct-13 20:56:26

Dear God, you think you've seen it all, blurgh, shudder.

phantomnamechanger Mon 28-Oct-13 20:58:25

only today I was remembering the piss soaked cover on the loo lid in a house we once bought - the first thing I did was remove the whole seat and go buy a new one in B&Q. but OMG a loo seat cover is just rank.

Eeew, why would you do that?!

phantomnamechanger Mon 28-Oct-13 20:59:03

PMSL chaos!!!!!

phantomnamechanger Mon 28-Oct-13 21:00:46

I wonder if the queen has one of those posh, lace edged quilted jobbies?

Charles apparently has his own white leather loo seat that travels with him. That's bad enough!

FixItUpChappie Mon 28-Oct-13 21:04:32

That is so disgusting!!!!! WHHHHHYYYYYY??????!!

MsVestibule Mon 28-Oct-13 21:04:45

I rarely say this, (mainly because I'm not 15) but:


That is the most vile, unhygienic, disgusting loo related article I have ever seen in my life.

LittleTulip Mon 28-Oct-13 21:07:15

Ahahahaha can you imagine the stickiness and the stench! ��

Raddy Mon 28-Oct-13 21:10:09

God, that's disgusting.

Is your friend 95?

Selks Mon 28-Oct-13 21:15:16

Go on, you know you want to crochet one


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