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To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

(526 Posts)
nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:14:20

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

MrsMangoBiscuit Wed 31-Jul-13 20:15:55

Klingons on the starboard bow huh? I wouldn't be "sexing" that either.

cfc Wed 31-Jul-13 20:16:01


Have heard it all now #boak

Catsize Wed 31-Jul-13 20:16:04

I thank God I am maried to a woman... smile
Never heard of poo crumbs.

Catsize Wed 31-Jul-13 20:16:41

Married. Oops.

HollyBerryBush Wed 31-Jul-13 20:16:52

excellent user name for such a problem

ThePinkOcelot Wed 31-Jul-13 20:17:30

confused what are poo crumbs?

nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:17:50

He is majorly Klingon. I used to like it until I realised in the last few weeks (thanks to MN) why there was always such a mess on the toilet seat.

dontputaringonit Wed 31-Jul-13 20:17:53

Wtf is a poo crumb??!?!?


Vajazzler Wed 31-Jul-13 20:18:22

I'd tell him he either uses the wet wipes to prevent the crumbs or he'll have to get his crack waxed wink

NatashaBee Wed 31-Jul-13 20:18:43

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

dontputaringonit Wed 31-Jul-13 20:18:48

The Klingon bit - you LIKED that he left shit on the pan. Whaaaaat?! confused

FriskyHenderson Wed 31-Jul-13 20:18:53

Tell him it's twin beds from here on in if he doesn't get a crack wax.

Xales Wed 31-Jul-13 20:19:59

Never known anyone leave poo crumbs on the toilet seat personally. Even if he does leave them, does he have no eyes to see them or hands to wipe them himself?

Nope you do it as he considers it beneath him and your job or doesn't care enough for you to leave the seat decent.

I certainly wouldn't be sharing a bed/bathroom (imagine getting in a bath after) with someone that leaves them everywhere.

SuckAtRelationships Wed 31-Jul-13 20:20:11

oh my days, that is the most revolting thing. I would not live with this man. It is not normal. Women have ass hair too (if they chose to go natural) and if it's crumby <boak boak boak boak> we can sort it out just as well as they can.

I honestly would leave over this. Or infact, I would never have moved in over this. So gross.

Sleeping in it.


If you're a troll the level of boak is genius grin

5madthings Wed 31-Jul-13 20:21:01

yuk yuk.yuk.

four boys here all trained to clean up the toilet of any drips etc after use.

it is not normal to leave shit on the loo seat after you use it and as for 'poo crumbs' in the bed....boak, i would be sleeping in another bed!

littlemisswise Wed 31-Jul-13 20:21:28

OMG, never mind seperate beds it would be seperate houses for me if he didn't sort it out!

AuntPepita Wed 31-Jul-13 20:21:54

Vom. Ugh. <shudder>

ChippingInHopHopHop Wed 31-Jul-13 20:22:36

Poo troll - has to be.

nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:23:57

I wish I was a troll.

Nooo, I meant that I used to like the Klingon hairiness! Obviously ever since I realised the mess on the toilet seat and the bed was old poo then I started to resent the hairiness...

Yes, he likes to share baths with me, and while I love the intimacy I can't help thinking of all the hair and other crap floating around me as soon as he gets in sad

candycoatedwaterdrops Wed 31-Jul-13 20:24:46

What are poo crumbs?!

deepfriedsage Wed 31-Jul-13 20:26:23

Never heard of such an issue, he needs a checkup with the GP.

nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:26:40

I hadn't thought of that, SuckAtRelationships. The only dongleberries I've ever heard of were caused by men, but of course it would be possible for women to make them...we're just clean enough to prevent them!

How about grating a little bit of one of your own turds over his side of the bed and seeing how he likes it?

Do not put up with this you are not his bloody skivvy and this is disgusting!

ClaraOswald Wed 31-Jul-13 20:28:55

The only way they can happen is if he doesn't wipe properly.

He needs to use wet wipes.

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