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HOORAY! Liz Jones Hates Me!

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CockyPants Sun 27-Jan-13 11:14:21

Cos I was unreasonable enough to have DD when I was 35.
and I'm a bit middle class too.

The feeling is mutual, you hateful witch.

MammaTJ Sun 27-Jan-13 11:15:55

I had my DS when I was 39, does she hate me too?

eminemmerdale Sun 27-Jan-13 11:17:04

haha! I literally came on here to see if anyone else had seen this grin She hates me most - I had one over 30 and one over 40!! ha.

stormforce10 Sun 27-Jan-13 11:19:05

Im 37 and ds is 6 months old. Does she hate me too?

MammaTJ Sun 27-Jan-13 11:20:05

Link please?

MrsReiver Sun 27-Jan-13 11:23:31

Link for *MammaTJ

Liz Jones really is a spiteful bag of hate, she needs to stop fixating on other peoples' lives and focus her energy on her own.

discorabbit Sun 27-Jan-13 11:23:54

not sure why people let her wind them up, she knows exactly how to get people all worked up.

saying that i do quite like her, she makes me laugh.

parttimer79 Sun 27-Jan-13 11:24:16

Ooh I'm about the join the ranks of the Liz Jones hates me club (and I'm a lefty academic - can I get extra hate points for that?)

FreudiansSlipper Sun 27-Jan-13 11:26:12

I am a woman so she hated me before I had ds at 35

I can live with that

wewereherefirst Sun 27-Jan-13 11:26:16

Wow, she's a miserable cow isn't she?

What makes her so special?

CockyPants Sun 27-Jan-13 11:28:42

How very dare we offend her sensibilities so much?
Perhaps we older middle class mums should be rounded up and shot, if she had her way.
Poooorrr Lizzie Wizzie, being dumb enough to lie about her age, treat her ex husband like a child, squander cash she doesn't have on expensive houses and animals, blah blah blah.
Talk about being entitled.
I take it her 80s rock star had a lobotomy in the early 90s and that's why he's daft enough to stick with her?
Or is he just a figment of her ageing imagination??!

yaimee Sun 27-Jan-13 11:29:29

I'm under 30 and not middle class, so she must like me, but I can safely say the feeling is not mutual! Silly woman!

MammaTJ Sun 27-Jan-13 11:30:08

Ah, she doesn't hate me after all, well not as much as she does you, I had my first child in my 20s!

carameldecaflatte Sun 27-Jan-13 11:30:14

Oh god she must despise me: I'm 45 and my son is 7 months old!

I've never come across her before, is she a real person?

DreamsTurnToGoldDust Sun 27-Jan-13 11:30:21

I am more than happy being in the 'hated by Liz Jones club' grin

DameMargotFountain Sun 27-Jan-13 11:30:22

now that's a shame, because Ms Jones, i fricking well luuuurve you

with all of my 45yr old, un-plucked, un-tanned, baby-spawing (at the age of 39) heart


<not sure am middle class, but the only time i ever hear class mentioned as a slur, is by people who have none wink >

HoHoHoNoYouDont Sun 27-Jan-13 11:31:55

What a shame, you really have to pity the woman don't you. She's clearly a very very lonely person who craves attention. Perhaps we could suggest some clubs for her to join.

What annoys me more than the subject of her article is that there are talented writers out there who could fill that page space with REAL articles. But instead, they give the job to an amateur like her. Actually says more about the editor really.

ShyWombat Sun 27-Jan-13 11:31:59

To be fair, Liz Jones hates everyone who's not Liz Jones or a pony. (And even then if they're not wearing Prada she's probably not too keen.)

PessaryPam Sun 27-Jan-13 11:32:05

I think we are enabling her 'journalistic' career by engaging so we should ignore her.

BlueberryHill Sun 27-Jan-13 11:32:52

"Why are middle- aged heterosexual white (if fake-tanned) women the only safe target these days? I feel abused."

So after half a page of attacking middle class, middle aged women, she then goes on to complain that middle aged women are the only safe target. Er, look in the mirror?

I wish I could get paid for writing such shit.

She must hate me three times over.

catgirl1976 Sun 27-Jan-13 11:34:51

Oh fab

I had DS at 35 too and could possibly be called a bit MC

Happy days grin

QuietNinjaTardis Sun 27-Jan-13 11:36:22

shock what a horrible piece of work she is? I'm ttc and am thirty now but am working class though I've married into a middle class family. And is it only middle class mums who don't have the energy to look after children? Working class mums are all full of energy are they?

HoHoHoNoYouDont Sun 27-Jan-13 11:36:40

Her page isn't worthy of lining my cats litter tray.

eminemmerdale Sun 27-Jan-13 11:37:31

I'm worried that she doesn't hate me now though, I had my first baby in my twenties - surely carrying on until 41 makes me even more hateable though?

catgirl1976 Sun 27-Jan-13 11:37:44

I didn't realise I had him as a "pawn" to keep DH though

I rather thought after 16 years together we were fairly solid. That and you know, we want to be together and shit

She may not fully hate me though as I didn't really take maternity leave sad I should have tried harder.

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