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to wonder what exactly is in the Queen's handbag?

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BarkisIsWilling · 01/07/2010 10:36

Or should I just mind my own?

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CMOTdibbler · 01/07/2010 10:38

iPhone, hip flask and mints ?

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Rockbird · 01/07/2010 10:39

Lippy and a packet of polos.

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LouIsWaltzingMatilda · 01/07/2010 10:39

Apparantly she carries a comb, a mirror, some lippy and a special hook that she can hook her bag onto the table.
Her ladies in waiting carry all the crap that normal women have in their bags.
I can't really see the QUeen rifling through her bag looking for her phone before the person calling hangs up!

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BarkisIsWilling · 01/07/2010 10:41

Some recent pictures www.rexfeatures.com/set/1200400 got me musing.

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nymphadora · 01/07/2010 10:41

Boiled sweets & tissues. Thats what all Grandmas have

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BarkisIsWilling · 01/07/2010 10:47

A comb? For those carefree hatless and crownless visits?

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AgentZigzag · 01/07/2010 10:48

Ripped up betting slips?

DD1 said this morning she thought it was weird to think the queen goes to the loo like normal people

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Psammead · 01/07/2010 10:49

I think she has lippy, mirror and tissues. I am sure I heard that once.

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Snobear4000 · 01/07/2010 10:51

Forty million quid.

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WitchyWooWoo · 01/07/2010 10:52

a packed of fags, 4 lighters, half a packet of chewits, her phone in a hello kitty phone holder, 2 hairbrushes, an alarm she presses if she thinks Phillip is going to speak in public, and a little black book of people first to die when she becomes a robot as soon as the technology is available

well in my head anyway

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ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 01/07/2010 10:52

A packet of fags and some doggy biscuits. Maybe some thrush cream

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DaisySteiner · 01/07/2010 10:54

A brick.

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saggyjuju · 01/07/2010 10:56

def a 'murray mint'

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SagacityNell · 01/07/2010 11:00

I love the thought of a Phillip alarm Just to give him a minor electric shock if he so much as opens his mouth?

Why does she carry a bag anyway if all the ladies in waiting carry all her "stuff"? (what are they waiting for btw?)

Or maybe she really does have a diary, a couple of pens, some paracetamol, make up and a pack of 10 B&H

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tutusare4 · 01/07/2010 11:02

I have insider information here, and happen to know that she carries spare gloves.

Shaking hands with sweaty folk makes them a bit mingy you know

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MrsBadger · 01/07/2010 11:05

dog chews for the corgis
iPad

her wax jacket pockets have poop-scooping bags, polos and pony nuts

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corblimeymadam · 01/07/2010 11:06

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piratecat · 01/07/2010 11:06

nintendo ds

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BarkisIsWilling · 01/07/2010 11:08

Sagacity Nell, so do I! The difference is that I imagined the alarm as emitting some horrible car alarm whine pitched so that only he could hear it.

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PollyTechnique · 01/07/2010 11:09

spare tiara

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SagacityNell · 01/07/2010 11:38

lol @ iPad and DS

Can you imagine her being "papped" playing Angry Birds or Professor Layton

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TheMysticMasseuse · 01/07/2010 12:05

I have ALWAYS wondered this. Breathlessly waiting to be enlightened, but spare gloves makes total sense. Oh and the key to the kingdom, non?

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Sidge · 01/07/2010 12:08

Tena Lady, lavender perfume, a hankie and some Pro Plus.

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MayorNaze · 01/07/2010 12:09

i think:

spare gloves
a hanky (not tissues, how common
lipstick
mints in a little posh tin
dog biscuits
a small notebook and pencil to make secret, royal observations

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SagacityNell · 01/07/2010 12:10

like this MysticMasseuse?

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