Which silly arse decided.....

[pedrothellama]

That Nachos were the perfect cinema snack? Have you ever tried to sit through a film with someone crunching beside you?

This guy knew he was hacking me off because he tried to start eating them 'quietly' the cinema was full so I couldn't even move seats.

Why can't they have a non-eating section?

[meltedmarsbars]

Like mobile-free train carriages?

[mosschops30]

ooh i love those nachos at the cinema with that hot salty cheese sauce .... mmmmmmmmm

[pollywollydoodle]

had someone with a bag of celery behind me the other night !

[cupcakesandbunting]

Those nachos are the work of the devil, with that plastic melted cheese. I hate crunchers!

Hear, hear for a non-eating section.

[meltedmarsbars]

Celery?

Was it a low-carb film?

[OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper]

I know - haven't people heard of lunch?

I feel a bit more tolerant of it if it's children having sweets or popcorn as part of the treat - but fgs can't a grown up last two hours without chowing down?

[skidoodly]

"Why can't they have a non-eating section?"

I guess it would be like the no-smoking secion - the noise would travel

I didn't know people actually bought those nachos to eat, they don't really look like food.

[Iklboo]

Don't you have to have a six figure income to be able to afford cinema food anyway?

[cupcakesandbunting]

I take my own (non-noisy) snacks in. No way am I paying a fortune to eat whatever crap the cinema feel is adequate to throw mindlessly down my throat.

Let's have some suggestions for non-noisy snacks.

[Magaly]

oh I'd love to go to the cinema and eat nachos....

[Iklboo]

Non-noisy snacks?

Bag o' mash (TM).

A nice tub of mashed potato in various flavours (butter, sour cream, cheese & chive, cheese & onion, bacon bits etc)

[pollywollydoodle]

meltedmars...it was date night...she hadn't got one....

[cupcakesandbunting]

Lump o' cheese. You can have nacho flavour if you like...

[pollywollydoodle]

a tub with an unwrapped, broken up bar of cadburys from home in it

[GetOrfMoiLand]

lolol at bag o' mash.

What a cracking idea.

A bowl of peas.

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Or bowl o' peas.

[Poledra]

Custard. With rhubarb, p'raps. Or would that lead to slurping?


Mmmmmm, I want some custard now.

[biddysmama]

cinemas sell nachos so that pregnant ladies dp's know where to find them some at ridiculous o'clock...

[PeedOffWithNits]

marshmallows? or is that too obvious

[cupcakesandbunting]

But marshmallows will come in a bag so will not be noise-free. Unless we can get...

tub o' marshmallows!

[GetOrfMoiLand]

Yeah but masrhmallows come in rustly bastard bags, so they're out.

Suppose you could have a tub o'flumps

[GetOrfMoiLand]

spooky twilight zone x-post there cupcakes

[pedrothellama]

I could take a baseball bat to 'encourage' any other offenders to sit elsewhere

[Poledra]

ROFL at 'tub o'flumps'!

[AbsOfCroissant]

Oooh, I love the mash idea. I would totally buy that.