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to want my dad to stop calling me sausage?

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Swedington Thu 26-Nov-09 00:20:49

I'm 45 ffs?

HollyGoHeavily Thu 26-Nov-09 20:49:51

Do it!

You could get a matching babygro for your DC with "Tootles, the imposter" or "Tootles Junior"

poshsinglemum Thu 26-Nov-09 20:50:14

I call my dd sausage! It's cute.

I dare say she'll hate it if I still call her sausage at 45 though!

ImSoNotTelling Thu 26-Nov-09 20:59:13

"Tootles 2 - this time it's personal!"

AmericanHag Thu 26-Nov-09 21:04:25

Here in the U.S., calling someone "sausage" would get you punched in the face. It's the same as calling someone a fat cow. Well, here in California it is.

Swedington, I'm SO glad I read the other responses before I advised you to tell your dad to go piss up a rope! grin He's saying it with love!

Nooo, get brother "I'm Tootles" T shirt, then expose child wearing "I'm Tootles" T shirt, then you and DP take off jumpers to expose "I'm Tootles" T shirts in an "I'm Spartacus" moment ! grin

Sn0wflake Thu 26-Nov-09 21:37:37

I call my son Flumpet... smile

MmeLindt Thu 26-Nov-09 21:39:17

Tootles - The Original

Tootles - Lite

theslightlypeckishcaterpillar Thu 26-Nov-09 21:40:48

I was 'lovely' , still am, is very funny when dh answers my phone when dad rings and calls him lovely.

My dd is pork chop.

ImSoNotTelling Thu 26-Nov-09 21:44:01

grin @ further tootles suggestions...

spartacus moment would be brilliant!

Am seriously thinking about getting tshirts etc done...

fishflange Thu 26-Nov-09 22:02:05

Ds is Mr Chumbles and dd Officer Dibbles.
Will we scar them for life?grin

PommePoire Thu 26-Nov-09 23:44:36

This thread is lovely. Sorry, OP YABU, 'Sausage' is a lovely name, whatever age you are. My dad called me 'Miss Mouse' or 'Mouslet'and since my marriage I've been 'Mrs Mouse.' Irony is intended; I was a very noisy child! I'm still quite loud at 37.

MrsChemist Thu 26-Nov-09 23:57:39

YABU, I call DS sausage. I haven't got a clue why though. I just started calling him sausage and couldn't stop. Sometimes he is Sausage Monkey.
He also goes by the names Mr Toots (he farts a lot) and Mr Fussypants. I think I may have also called him Commodore Cuddles once or twice.

I was Tina Ticklebum when I was younger. My brother was Tom Ticklebum.
Neither of us are called Tom or Tina.

helenverill Sun 01-Jan-17 04:47:44

haha so funny. I call my step son (14) sausage he kind of likes it and hates it

SquinkiesRule Sun 01-Jan-17 06:41:25

theslightlypeckishcaterpillar My Dd gets called Pork chop too, LOL, she also gets called Pumpkin
Dh calls me Cabbage confused

HeddaGabbler Sun 01-Jan-17 06:48:37

This thread is 7 years old!

WaxyBean Sun 01-Jan-17 07:02:36

I'm 33 and my dad still calls me pudding or pud. My DC are both referred to as pickle. All affectionate really.

AutumnalLeaves38 Sun 01-Jan-17 07:29:09


BestIsWest Sun 01-Jan-17 07:45:23

My dad used to call me Fanny too!

I call the dog chicken.

DS was laughing because his friend's dad had called him sausage over the phone in the car (phone was on speaker). They are 19. Friend reportedly said 'I prefer it when he calls me his little soldier'

BestIsWest Sun 01-Jan-17 07:45:49

Damn Zombie thread!

mrsaugust16 Sun 01-Jan-17 08:02:38

I'm lump 😂

KayTee87 Sun 01-Jan-17 08:06:12

My mum calls me kitten. If I tell her to stop she calls me fierce kitten blush

Clandestino Sun 01-Jan-17 08:07:33

First World problem with gold glitter on. Why does it bother you?

Alorsmum Sun 01-Jan-17 08:09:25

I call my DDs
Silly sausages
Lovely sausages
Funny sausages
Clever sausages
Lucky sausages

Then I make them repeat it back to me
You lucky sausage! What are you?
A lucky sausage mum

Alorsmum Sun 01-Jan-17 08:10:44

Ah it's an old thread but I like the terms of endearment
Hopefully Op's dad still calls her sausage!

My mum used to call me Fanny Craddocks (miss her)

wishparry Sun 01-Jan-17 08:13:05 dad calls me sausage and I love it smile

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