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PrawnCocktailCrisp Sun 08-Nov-09 16:19:58

So am I being unreasonable to be sitting in bed posting on Mumsnet, eating prawn cocktail skips while my DP (toyboy) is lying here totally naked wanting to be serviced grin

Well am I

GunpowderTreasonAndDragons Sun 08-Nov-09 16:20:46

Does he think you should be eating a chipolata sausage sandwich instead?

KimiTheThreadSlayer Sun 08-Nov-09 16:23:50

ROFLMAO

DaftApeth Sun 08-Nov-09 16:25:04

Tell him to put some clothes on. He might get a chill.

Or at least make himslef useful and maybe do the vacuuming - clothes optional.

LoveBeingAMummy Sun 08-Nov-09 16:27:59

Cover him up with some crisps

meltedchocolate Sun 08-Nov-09 16:30:39

<<looks around>> I would tell him to service me while i am eating my crisps and posting on mumsnet...... blush

<<side steps out of forum>>

pjmama Sun 08-Nov-09 16:45:02

Good god woman, put down your crisps!!! Or you and send him round to mine if you like envy

pjmama Sun 08-Nov-09 16:45:37

"can" not "and" blush

PrawnCocktailCrisp Sun 08-Nov-09 17:00:24

PJMAMA, he is 6 feet 4, slim muscular, well endowed and not at all bad in bed, I think I should put the crisp away maybe.
He is also 8 years younger then me so I should be greatful grin

shockers Sun 08-Nov-09 17:10:45

It's rude to gloat.

Fabster Sun 08-Nov-09 17:14:01

That has put me right off my pudding.

LynetteScavo Sun 08-Nov-09 17:18:38

He still wants servicing after you've been eating prawn cocktial crisps? hmm

Eat some flamming hot spicy mnonster munch - that's show him.

I do hope you are not nekid too!

VengefulSinner Sun 08-Nov-09 17:31:32

PMSL @ meltedchocolate!!!

meltedchocolate Sun 08-Nov-09 18:30:26

envy no need to boast OP. Why you are still on replying i will never understand.

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