The littleshites bullies in my daughter's secondary school have started to take their behaviour out of the classroom. The latest threat is that they will use today as an excuse to egg our house.
Now I'm no fan of Trick or Treating nor of egg-weilding brats so I reckon I have three simple options if the little darlings turn up here.
1. To leg it out of the door after the buggars and grab them by the throat.
2. To let my dogs do much the same as the above.
3. To open the door with the WW2 Bren Gun under my arm which I just happen to be looking after for a friend. It's decommissioned but no-one other than an expert would know that... and I doubt somehow that 12-14 year old spotty youths are experts on anything other than masturbating Man United players.
I've concluded that number 1 will get me arrested, worse still number 2 will get my precious dogs put to sleep so .... number three.... whatcha reckon folks?!
we love here, i live in newish housing estate and halloween is very popular, i havent stopped since 5 oclock. had loads of little children, all dressed up and face painted. i bought two tins of roses from co-op bogof offer, and its going down rather well. i hate bon-fire night btw, what a waste of money, could build a few houses for 3rd world
Hi WhereYouLeftIt, haven't I got some of your family living with me too? That's certainly an often heard cry here!
Well, the local spotty oiks are still in one piece and mercifully so's the house but DD1 thinks she can see something which has been thrown at her bedroom window. I'll find out in the morning....
Peace came remarkably early outside - the hammering on the door and dog-barking this side ended at about 7. Thank heavens its just settled upon me inside now too and the DC are in bed at last and I've just poured a Bloody Mary as its now officially my birthday.