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AIBU not to wear a bib at school? I am 10 !

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BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 09:44:18


AIBU to not wear the bib that my mum tries to make me wear at school? I am 10 and she says I make a mess, especially when I spill my fruit shoot and get sausage roll crumbs on me. I am not a baby anymore.

Bibless Barry

IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Fri 30-Oct-09 09:58:31

Poor Bibless Barry. Your mum sounds slightly unhinged. wink

ShinyAndNew Fri 30-Oct-09 10:04:16

YABU. Maybe your poor mum cannot afford to keep buying you new clothes when they get stained with fruit shoot. She only wants you to look your best. My dd's will be wearing bib ubtill they are old enough to buy their own clothes.

ONTOH your mum is BU making you eat fruit shoot and Greggs. Doesn't she know that Cola and salted nuts are what is recommended for childrens lunch boxes these days? grin

BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 11:09:22

I understand her not wanting my lovely boden clothes to be ruined. I have Relentless and pork scratchings for my dinner.

whoooooisasking Fri 30-Oct-09 11:17:13

How will she know if you wear it or not?

I say lie.

DuelingFanjo Fri 30-Oct-09 11:18:43

I am confused about this. Are all the posts you keep making about bibs and penguin bibs some kind of mumsnet in-joke or just someone on half term pissing about? hmm

BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 11:20:23

It is just someone on half term pissing about (just this thread) shock

BrigitBigKnickers Fri 30-Oct-09 11:23:03

This is a thread started by poor Barry's deranged mum.

Barry sweetheart- would you like us to call social services and find you a nice new mummy? grin

IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Fri 30-Oct-09 11:23:43

DuellinFanjo - search pelican bib from the last couple of days and you'll find the thread

IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Fri 30-Oct-09 11:24:41

or just let BigKnickers find it for you wink

BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 11:24:57

Yes please! She also ties my bedroom door with a rope and keeps the house very clean! Please don't just ask my mum just go right ahead and ring SS or/and NSPCC

whoooooisasking Fri 30-Oct-09 11:25:54

custard emergencies made me bark

BrigitBigKnickers Fri 30-Oct-09 11:27:45

A clean house?! shock She sounds like a monster- come and live here with me and my DDs- we live in squalor it's much nicer and we don't have any door handles so we won't be able to tie them shut! grin

BrigitBigKnickers Fri 30-Oct-09 11:30:00

Oh and none of that pork scratchings rubbish- we are having tripe for dinner. I prepare it specially for the dog but the DDs like it too.

whoooooisasking Fri 30-Oct-09 11:33:52

vwkombi is, I believe, a salesperson for Maclaren and tommy tippee pelican bibs.

It's bumped threads going back YEARS, always about bibs or Maclaren pushchairs.

BarrysMum Fri 30-Oct-09 11:40:59

Barry! Eat your beetroot and don't stain your t-shirt. I TOLD you to wear you bib but you just don't listen.


BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 11:43:07

OMG. I have just googled my mums email address that I found on another thread of hers.

and found these?!

I feel sick sad

addictedtosuckingblood Fri 30-Oct-09 11:46:31


IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Fri 30-Oct-09 11:46:49


Poor Barry...

BiblessBarry Fri 30-Oct-09 11:49:31

WTF is all that about? shock
When I googled her name it came up with a link on a comment she/he had made on a photo of a young woman wearing a nappy.

whoooooisasking Fri 30-Oct-09 11:57:54


Oh she's mad as a box of badgers

whoooooisasking Fri 30-Oct-09 11:59:40


I've just found one of her wearing a bib!

IMoveTheStarsForNoOne Fri 30-Oct-09 12:25:38


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