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to wish DH could be silenced in sex?

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ElvesAnonymous Mon 26-Oct-09 16:34:08

I am soon due to start my new temp job which is as a santa's helper elf at a shopping centre grotto, which is basically wearing something resembling this

As soon as I got my uniform and tried it on, DH was like a wild cat and couldn't wait til the kids were in bed. I felt quite unsexy at first in the clothes but soon I realised the sex was absolutely sizzling, much better than usual and I enjoy dressing up for my DH. Now the problem is during normal sex, DH and I don't usually make much sounds, but he insists I wear the LO's wrist bells instruments around my wrists to add to the atmosphere and he wears a fake santa beard and furry red hat. It's really getting too much and I don't know how to tell him gently without offending him?

SimonHowl Mon 26-Oct-09 16:35:28

yeah right

cupcake123 Mon 26-Oct-09 16:35:48

Good one.

Bleh Mon 26-Oct-09 16:35:55

He he he.

Bleh Mon 26-Oct-09 16:36:15

Who do you think it is? Is it Rhubarb again?

onebatmother Mon 26-Oct-09 16:36:43

add a mouth organ? or perhaps zither?

Not quite as good as the pirate one..

BudaBones Mon 26-Oct-09 16:37:05

It's half term isn't it?

Crapweasel Mon 26-Oct-09 16:37:31

Bleh, surely you mean Ho ho ho? grin

PotPourri Mon 26-Oct-09 16:38:06

Hahahahhahahahahahaha Whatever.

cornsilk Mon 26-Oct-09 16:38:45

Do you have a sleigh bed?

JemintheGraveyardwithghouls Mon 26-Oct-09 16:39:07

Half-term...or bored housewife...come on be a bit more inventive pet!

overmydeadbody Mon 26-Oct-09 16:39:28

The thing is, you may think you're being original but we've read it all before. Pirates, kitchen utensils, animals, you name it, it's been done here <yawn>

IControlSandwichMonkey Mon 26-Oct-09 16:39:45

Rhubarb/Greeny/thegiraffe, hmm I wonder.

I'd quite like to dress up as santa during sex. Quite a warm outfit isn't it? Better than exposed nipples and crotchless doodahs. It's winter fgs.

evaangel2 Mon 26-Oct-09 16:45:58

pmsl

BiteOfFun Mon 26-Oct-09 16:47:11

Oh I'm trying to remember who you are now- I'm sure I read an MNer saying she had jusy got that job <racks brains>

MaryBS Mon 26-Oct-09 16:50:22

Tell him you can't wear bells for elf and safety reasons!

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