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to want Simon Cowell to TAKE HIS ARM OFF CHERYL'S CHAIR

(44 Posts)
clam Sat 24-Oct-09 20:35:19

FGS, he's draped all over her, every week. Can't take his eyes off her, whispering and simpering like a lovesick schoolboy.

6feetundertheGroundhogs Sat 24-Oct-09 20:37:31

yeah, what IS that all about? Does Danni smell or something?

TheFoosa Sat 24-Oct-09 20:38:17

he wants her

MissMoopy Sat 24-Oct-09 20:46:46

He thinks he owns her. Horrid horrid man.

Lifeinagoldfishbowl Sat 24-Oct-09 20:47:31

Yeah I don't like it either has a letcherous feel about it.

shockers Sat 24-Oct-09 20:47:32

He really does....

shockers Sat 24-Oct-09 20:48:45

want her I mean.... blimming heck, you lot are quick!

He never used to do it to Sharon.

FabioExtremeAngler Sat 24-Oct-09 20:49:44

Louis put superglue there just as the opening credits rolled.

giddykipper Sat 24-Oct-09 20:49:54

Very proprietorial.

<ponders whether that's a made up word hmm>

AshleyCunt Sat 24-Oct-09 20:50:52

I don't mind or care innit.

Shineynewthings Sat 24-Oct-09 20:57:40

Thought it was just me who noticed that!
Last week the hug he gave her after her performance was rather long and tight....

Meglet Sat 24-Oct-09 21:01:29

Eeeeew, it's there now.

Take it off you creep!

Hassled Sat 24-Oct-09 21:07:55

It's such a macho agressive thing to do. Like men who sit with their legs apart.

babyelvis Sat 24-Oct-09 21:11:58

and he keeps winking at her the old perv

GooberIsLockedInTheBootOfMyCar Sat 24-Oct-09 21:15:24

She lets him....

AshleyCunt Sat 24-Oct-09 21:25:49

She's a lot tougher than she looks you know.

artlesschaos Sat 24-Oct-09 21:58:40

Oh I hate the scrawny little Geordie scrubber! That tattoo on her hand...:0 Classy...
You could grate cheese with that accent...anyone seen the L'Oreal advert?
Hilarious!
Of course she's tougher than she looks...I haven't forgotten the toilet attendent altercation.

pointyhat Sat 24-Oct-09 22:02:20

yanbu. I thought the same thing, this week and last week.

MillyMollyMoo Sat 24-Oct-09 22:03:25

99.9% of men questiooned would happily swap places with Simon and make sure that Louie has to sit next to Dannii I reckon.

AshleyCunt Sat 24-Oct-09 22:03:43

She has an iron grip.

In many respects.

But I love her earning potential despite her rock-hard Geordie ways.

artlesschaos Sat 24-Oct-09 22:13:51

You can't knock the girl for getting the L'Oreal shampoo gig despite having a head full of fake, glued on hair.
She's definately falvour of the month and has an excellent agent.

RubyBooBerry Sat 24-Oct-09 22:17:16

errr artless chaos, the Geordie accent is continually voted the most friendly in the UK. And I am one. So there grin

artlesschaos Sat 24-Oct-09 22:19:48

I've nothing against Geordies. I think every household should have one as a pet. (I'm kidding.)shock

RubyBooBerry Sat 24-Oct-09 22:27:02

ROFL!! grin

gonna use that as my FB status...changed somewhat smile

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