Offensive bumper stickers

[Geocentric]

Why, why WHY would someone put a bumper sticker on their car like the one in front of me today?? "I can understand your point but I still think you're FULL OF SHIT!" wtf! Why would you drive around telling random strangers this? Its not remotely funny, just plain rude.

Who comes up with these things, and who on earth buys them?!

Sorry for ranting, this just pissed me off.

[StealthPolarBear]

ikwym
"I am not a bitch I am THE bitch"

[cornsilk]

I saw one which said something like 'Sex starved please give generously' in a car which was driven by a real minger.

[Uriel]

You're assuming that they know the sticker's there...

[Geocentric]

PMSL, Uriel. That definitely cheered me up!!!

Driving is stressful enough without reading annoying stuff on the car in front!

[LaurieFairyCake]

I saw one on the worlds ugliest guy. Seriously, like he was from mingers.com

His bumper sticker read "Stud-Muffin".

[Geocentric]

[southeastastra]

i don't get that, how do they know the person behind them is full of shit? or perhaps they think everyone is full of shit.

weirdos whatever

[Jamieandhismagictorch]

southeast you've hit the nail on the head. They are nasty people who face the world in an aggressive way.

[sweetnitanitro]

I saw a sign that said 'pimp on board' in the back window of a daewoo matiz driven by an old man in socks and sandals.

[MoreCrackThanHarlem]

Ew ew ew. Nasty.

Dd and I went on the waltzers at a fair and the bloke who was spinning us had 2 teeth and a t shirt that said 'shut up and suck it'.
Vomit inducing.

[Dislexual]

Sweetenitanito!

[TAFKAtheUrbanDryad]

There was a woman at the GP's surgery who had "Fucking Bitch" on her t-shirt. I am so glad my dc can't read yet.

[KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller]

I own a cup that says "I go from 0 to bitch in 60 seconds"

[Geocentric]

Lots of pleasant people around. Not!

[Geocentric]

Kimi, not you!
But then, you don't tape your cup to your car, or wear it, right??

[KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller]

No miss I drink hot ribina from it,

Hides mugat back of cupboard.

DISCLAIMER I do not go from 0 to bitch in 60 seconds, it takes about 5

[Knickers0nMaHead]

I find some funny, espc some t -shirts, like mine

Dear lord, if you cannot make me skinny, please make my skinny friends fat

[Geocentric]

Ah, the ferrari of bitchiness! I'm more of an old beat-up volvo, takes me a while to work up a proper mood.

[PuzzleRocks]

I saw one that said "I want to be just like Barbie, that bitch has everything".

Well she doesn't have a brain so you are already on your way.

[Geocentric]

Funny one's are fine - I've no problem with funny (I'm not that grumpy!).

[KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller]

I saw one stuck on a wheelchair that said "yes I am disabled, get over it"! I so wanted to go ask her where she got it from.

I also saw a chap in a t-shirt that said "no I do not have tourettes your just a c*,

[dickiethepunchlinedonkey]

Pimp on Board- that made me cry with laughter! i can just picture the guy in question!
Best one i ever saw (before pimp one) was 'If you can see this sticker, I've lost my caravan'
Still makes me chuckle

[whoisasking]

"Babe on Board"

Say no more.

[dickiethepunchlinedonkey]

I saw someone wearing a t shirt with the phrase 'the beatings will stop when morale improves'.

[DunderMifflin]

I know this is off topic but I've just been reminded of the fact that yesterday I heard a mother talking to her toddler as follows;

No, you're not having a sausage roll - NO! Not until you stop swearing!