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Offensive bumper stickers

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Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 17:21:08

Why, why WHY would someone put a bumper sticker on their car like the one in front of me today?? "I can understand your point but I still think you're FULL OF SHIT!" wtf! Why would you drive around telling random strangers this? Its not remotely funny, just plain rude.

Who comes up with these things, and who on earth buys them?!

Sorry for ranting, this just pissed me off. angry

StealthPolarBear Wed 14-Oct-09 17:23:01

"I am not a bitch I am THE bitch"

cornsilk Wed 14-Oct-09 17:23:37

I saw one which said something like 'Sex starved please give generously' in a car which was driven by a real minger.

Uriel Wed 14-Oct-09 17:26:14

You're assuming that they know the sticker's there... grin

Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 17:30:13

PMSL, Uriel. That definitely cheered me up!!! grin

Driving is stressful enough without reading annoying stuff on the car in front!

LaurieFairyCake Wed 14-Oct-09 17:31:50

I saw one on the worlds ugliest guy. Seriously, like he was from

His bumper sticker read "Stud-Muffin". hmm

Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 17:32:22


southeastastra Wed 14-Oct-09 17:35:50

i don't get that, how do they know the person behind them is full of shit? or perhaps they think everyone is full of shit.

weirdos whatever

Jamieandhismagictorch Wed 14-Oct-09 18:38:27

southeast you've hit the nail on the head. They are nasty people who face the world in an aggressive way.

sweetnitanitro Wed 14-Oct-09 18:43:35

I saw a sign that said 'pimp on board' in the back window of a daewoo matiz driven by an old man in socks and sandals.

MoreCrackThanHarlem Wed 14-Oct-09 18:44:23

Ew ew ew. Nasty.

Dd and I went on the waltzers at a fair and the bloke who was spinning us had 2 teeth and a t shirt that said 'shut up and suck it'.
Vomit inducing.

Dislexual Wed 14-Oct-09 18:50:16

Sweetenitanito! grin

TAFKAtheUrbanDryad Wed 14-Oct-09 18:51:59

There was a woman at the GP's surgery who had "Fucking Bitch" on her t-shirt. I am so glad my dc can't read yet.

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller Wed 14-Oct-09 19:32:11

I own a cup that says "I go from 0 to bitch in 60 seconds" blush

Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 19:37:27

Lots of pleasant people around. Not!

Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 19:39:09

Kimi, not you! grin
But then, you don't tape your cup to your car, or wear it, right?? <glares suspiciously>

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller Wed 14-Oct-09 19:48:11

No miss I drink hot ribina from it,

Hides mugat back of cupboard.

DISCLAIMER I do not go from 0 to bitch in 60 seconds, it takes about 5 grin

Knickers0nMaHead Wed 14-Oct-09 19:50:03

I find some funny, espc some t -shirts, like mine

Dear lord, if you cannot make me skinny, please make my skinny friends fat


Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 19:50:42

Ah, the ferrari of bitchiness! grin I'm more of an old beat-up volvo, takes me a while to work up a proper mood.

PuzzleRocks Wed 14-Oct-09 19:51:44

I saw one that said "I want to be just like Barbie, that bitch has everything".

Well she doesn't have a brain so you are already on your way.

Geocentric Wed 14-Oct-09 19:54:15

Funny one's are fine - I've no problem with funny (I'm not that grumpy!).

KimiTheThreadSlayingAxeKiller Wed 14-Oct-09 19:56:48

I saw one stuck on a wheelchair that said "yes I am disabled, get over it"! I so wanted to go ask her where she got it from.

I also saw a chap in a t-shirt that said "no I do not have tourettes your just a c*,

dickiethepunchlinedonkey Wed 14-Oct-09 20:36:11

Pimp on Board- that made me cry with laughter! i can just picture the guy in question!
Best one i ever saw (before pimp one) was 'If you can see this sticker, I've lost my caravan'
Still makes me chuckle

whoisasking Wed 14-Oct-09 20:43:39

"Babe on Board"

Say no more.

dickiethepunchlinedonkey Wed 14-Oct-09 20:47:24

I saw someone wearing a t shirt with the phrase 'the beatings will stop when morale improves'.

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