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Tortington Sat 10-Oct-09 17:08:55


dh resigned. he is spending his days "filling in application forms" facebooking so aibcu to buy paint and brushes and make him paint the lounge, dining room and stairs? we have limited funds and this could wait - put i think i would feel better spending £20 at B&Q and making him work for a living

what say you?

PoisonToadstool Sat 10-Oct-09 17:10:31


May as well get it done while he has the cunting time?

tethersend Sat 10-Oct-09 17:10:58


purepurple Sat 10-Oct-09 17:11:27

work him hard

RealityBites Sat 10-Oct-09 17:11:49

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ByThePowerOfGreyskull Sat 10-Oct-09 17:12:17

YANBCU - I think Farrow and ball do a colour call Cuntington blue - would that suit?

6feetundertheGroundhogs Sat 10-Oct-09 17:14:51

BTPOG: Cuntington Blue?

Inspired! that's funny..
PMSL!!! grin

BTW That's the only time you'll see me writing those 4 letters...

KnickersandVests Sat 10-Oct-09 17:15:13

YANBCU, FGCuntingS, get to cunty B&Q, buy the cunting paint, he can do it and you'll both feel so much cunting better.


RealityBites Sat 10-Oct-09 17:15:23

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OldLadyKnowsNothing Sat 10-Oct-09 17:16:10

Oooh, and here was me thinking C stood for "completely"

[innocent emoticon]

Tortington Sat 10-Oct-09 17:21:56

so funny

mananny Sat 10-Oct-09 17:22:57

LMAO "punch your ticket" LMAO grin

MrsChemist Sat 10-Oct-09 17:23:36


Fluffypoms Sat 10-Oct-09 17:26:37


Tortington Sat 10-Oct-09 17:33:10

just read this out to dh

he isn't impressed
i am literally crying laughing

UndeadLentil Sat 10-Oct-09 17:35:47

I thought the c was for custard. [mystified and unwordly emoticon]

ByThePowerOfGreyskull Sat 10-Oct-09 17:58:39

custy is this twit related to your DH?

Tortington Sat 10-Oct-09 18:14:27


triffictits Sat 10-Oct-09 19:23:33

Custy YANBCU - tell the cunt to get off his arse and paint the house grin

Dee78 Sat 10-Oct-09 23:10:52

Cusardo, my DH says x2 on the unimpressed, he has no cunting sense of humour

purepurple Sun 11-Oct-09 08:59:54

Obviously, our humour is too sophisticated for your poor DH grin
Is he not just a little bit intrigued by a 'cunting ticket'?
I imagine that you have a cheque book type thing, and you give them out as and when required. Keeping the counterfoil, of course.

GoldenSnitch Sun 11-Oct-09 09:12:35

B&Q are doing a deal on Dulux (and Crown I think) paint at the moment... 2 x 2.5L tins for £20 or 2 x 5L tins for £30 - we bought some yesterday.

If he's not working and at a loose end then you'd be daft not to take advantage grin

carocaro Sun 11-Oct-09 09:26:11

We are in the same situation and I have found that a large tin of white gloss and brushes and 3 doors in need of paint have helped DH no end in keeping him busy and taking his mind off having no job and feeling miserable.

Plus he has good job satisfaction looking at a gleaming new door.

So do it.

JackBauWooohooohoowaaer Sun 11-Oct-09 09:35:45

Although 'Cunting Blue' sounds like a cadaver colour.

Tortington Sun 11-Oct-09 11:48:04

pmsl ty ty

dh is going to B&Q Today. I would like a brilliant cunting white, eggshell.

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