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That's bad though that you had to put a disclaimer so people didn't think you were serious

Of course not. Mines going straight in the cupboard under the stairs when he's born.

Bleep lol you never know what people will think!

bad form

Erika good good glad to hear it! that way no CRB checks needed ohhh unless the spiders need to be checked......runs off to check as they are in the cellar as well.

Are we having a competition to see who can do the most outrageous AIBU thread? If so you have already been beaten by the poster who wants to show a video of the birth at her baby's christening.

scroob???

Forget about sunrays - there could be someone smoking in the next town over.

Bran darn it!!!

And my next was going to be....well wait and see lmao x

Yes I've decided I'm not going to give birth to the next one. I'm just going to keep it in there indefinitely to make sure that nothing bad can ever happen to it.

Maybe the pipes should be checked as well...

Monsters OMG I never thought of that!!! quickly buys them masks and oxygen tanks

Kat ohhh good idea....but err that could be a tad uncomfortable after say 5 years lol

arrrrrgh!

smokers! dogs! swearing! sweeties!

<runs round flapping repeatedly in clucking frrrrenzy>

I'm not even going to comprehend that joke suggestion. I don't want him a day overdue. NOT A SINGLE DAY. 5 years?!?! * shudders *

a padded cell might be safer.

you don't want them to hurt themselves.

The temperature would have to be set at a constant perfect temp too, because they couldn't wear any clothes in case they strangle themselves.
god knows how you'd feed them, because hot food could cause burns and cold food might make them feel poorly.

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Nickel thats sorted it will be froot shoots and greggs sausage rolls they are never hot anyway lol...

Precious its ok calm down there is room in the cellar for you!!

Mmm... I want a Gregs cheese and onion pasty now...

No Erika they are the work of the devil!!!stay away!!

But they taste so good ...

Riven ohh how thoughtful of you!

Erika step away

But I'm HUNGRY and there is nothing to eat in the house become my family ate all my pregnancy snacks * sobs *