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To Keep my children in the cellar away from people and sunlight??

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TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:11:42

I don't want the sun rays to harm them and as most of society are peadophiles i thought this would be the best option


[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT SERIARSE]

BLEEPyouYOUbleepingBLEEP Mon 05-Oct-09 13:13:19

That's bad though that you had to put a disclaimer so people didn't think you were serious hmm

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:14:08

Of course not. Mines going straight in the cupboard under the stairs when he's born.

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:14:09

Bleep lol you never know what people will think!

scroobiuspirate Mon 05-Oct-09 13:14:24

bad form

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:15:19

Erika good good glad to hear it! that way no CRB checks needed ohhh unless the spiders need to be checked......runs off to check as they are in the cellar as well.

bran Mon 05-Oct-09 13:15:24

Are we having a competition to see who can do the most outrageous AIBU thread? If so you have already been beaten by the poster who wants to show a video of the birth at her baby's christening. grin

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:15:52

scroob???

Monsterspam Mon 05-Oct-09 13:16:16

Forget about sunrays - there could be someone smoking in the next town over.

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:16:37

Bran darn it!!!

And my next was going to be....well wait and see lmao x

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight Mon 05-Oct-09 13:16:40

Yes I've decided I'm not going to give birth to the next one. I'm just going to keep it in there indefinitely to make sure that nothing bad can ever happen to it.

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:16:52

Maybe the pipes should be checked as well...

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:17:19

Monsters OMG I never thought of that!!! quickly buys them masks and oxygen tanks

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:18:05

Kat ohhh good idea....but err that could be a tad uncomfortable after say 5 years lol

preciouslillywhite Mon 05-Oct-09 13:20:21

arrrrrgh!

smokers! dogs! swearing! sweeties!

<runs round flapping repeatedly in clucking frrrrenzy>

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:20:47

I'm not even going to comprehend that joke suggestion. I don't want him a day overdue. NOT A SINGLE DAY. 5 years?!?! * shudders *

nickelbabe Mon 05-Oct-09 13:20:51

a padded cell might be safer.

you don't want them to hurt themselves.

The temperature would have to be set at a constant perfect temp too, because they couldn't wear any clothes in case they strangle themselves.
god knows how you'd feed them, because hot food could cause burns and cold food might make them feel poorly.

......

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:22:36

Nickel thats sorted it will be froot shoots and greggs sausage rolls they are never hot anyway lol...

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:23:30

Precious its ok calm down there is room in the cellar for you!!

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:23:58

Mmm... I want a Gregs cheese and onion pasty now...

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:24:40

No Erika they are the work of the devil!!!stay away!!

sarah293 Mon 05-Oct-09 13:25:48

Message withdrawn

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:26:01

But they taste so good ...

TheLadyEvenstar Mon 05-Oct-09 13:29:03

Riven ohh how thoughtful of you!

Erika step away

ErikaMaye Mon 05-Oct-09 13:29:44

But I'm HUNGRY and there is nothing to eat in the house become my family ate all my pregnancy snacks * sobs *

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