... and once I'd picked it up and flushed it, I was sat there laughing until my sides hurt.
He just looked so hilarious, buck-nekkid, damp hair sticking up, dragging his towel behind him, walking to his room to get a fresh nappy on and get dressed, when he suddenly got an odd concentrated look on his face as he passed the mirrored closet. He stopped briefly to admire himself (Mr. Vanity - he can't pass a mirror without waving to the baby in the mirror, occasionally even blowing kisses!) and then he suddenly squatted down, and did a poo! Took me completely by surprise - he was down for about 3 seconds and then up again and kept walking.
I told my girlfriend who is a bit, well, fussy, and she said I should have told him off, and then when I said "but it was so funny!!" acted all disgusted with me and was full of dire warnings that he'd do it all the time now since my reaction was clearly amusement rather than disgust.
Now, diarrhoea on my carpet wouldn't have made me laugh, but a nice tidy little poo did, especially the admiring look he gave himself before walking on...
I had to laugh the other day when ds (18 months) was pottering around in our garden nekkid. He came to the back door, leant on the door frame, grinned cheerfully at me and casually peed into the house !
DD did a similar thing at my mums house once, she was running about outside naked, then suddenly ran into the house, squatted down in the utility room and did a massive poo, and looked really proud of herself
She was fine until we all started laughing, then she cried, poor little thing!
Oh no, poor little mite! I have to say DS looked inordinately proud of himself. The need to poo didn't faze him in the least, he literally, lightning quick!, squatted down and did his thing and got up and walked off.
Then came back and looked at me quizzically as I was laughing so hard I was crying.
No not at all, my ds is potty trained and one day we were in the garden and he needed a wee but someone was in there so i told him to wee in the drain, a few mins later i turned round just in time to see him squatted over the drain about to poo i managed to get him to the loo in time but it was soooo funny that he almost poo'd in the drain, still laugh about it now