they have been revving their fecking stupid sporty twatmpbile on the (quiet, one way) street for ages, now they have parked in the only disabled bay on the street. I can see they don't have a blue badge. They have finally switched the engine off so apparently parking. Yup, gone into a house. Is there anyone I can call to snitch on them?
(am I a petty cow?)
(or trying to recreate the excitement of the time I had to call police as highly pissed person got behind wheel of cat and I watched them get him out and give stern talking to?)