horror stories of men who are like panda's

[deadlylightshade]

otherwise known as those who , eat shoot and leave!
ive got a dh who is fantastically crap in bed . He is only good for 5 mins and then thats it,

[Portofino]

Did you come back specially to tell us this?

[addictedtomn]

i have a dh like that. we go so long inbetween sessions that when he gets it he gets really excited and with in 2-5 minutes for him its all over - weather its sex or just foreplay.

drives me crazy

[addictedtomn]

no one else want to tell of their crap partners?
last night dh lasted a whole 60 seconds!

[deadlylightshade]

oh no addicted - spike him with viagra .... im looking for black market nice doc to help find it!

[JustAnotherManicMummy]

I'll lend you my DH. He goes on far to long. There's only so many multiple orgasms one woman can take.

[Seabright]

I prefer quick to lying there for ages thinking "oh get a move on".

[deadlylightshade]

@ justanothermanicmummy . er ...thanks for the offer , but i think i`ll decline .
lol@ seabright ! you may have a point ! at least i get plenty of beauty sleep !

[Persephoponce]

Just think if this was a group of men talking about how shit their wives were in bed. It would be vile, wouldn't it? And we'd all think 'What horrible men you are'...wouldn't we?

[deadlylightshade]

persepho , you are right .it is horrible.... but so is being in a relationship that is one sided in the mans favour.It is horrible that he wont do anything about it and it is horrible being frustrated .
It would be more horrible if we who have husbands who have PE , have affairs instead .
if it is spoken about then, mabey it will help some couples stay together .

[deadlylightshade]

Also its not just a case of them being shit in bed ....sometimes it can be a symptom of something else that needs medical attention.

[addictedtomn]

deadly i might have to - were haveing other marage problems at teh mo and that just diddnt help!

[Malificence]

A man having regular sex, or even regular masturbation, shouldn't have a problem with PE.
The only time my hubby's ever has problems in that respect is when he's been working away for more than a week or so and is over eager.
What happens if you have sex more than once in a day, if he can't last as long as he wants then he could have a medical problem.

Different postions can have a dramatic effect as well, you on top controlling his orgasm will give him lots of confidence - the trick is to mix it up between fast and hard / slow and gentle, it takes a bit of practice but it's well worth the effort, especially if you train him to come when you do.
If I want my hubby to hurry up then I just ask him to turn me over and give it to me hard - it's a surefire way of getting him off and great for the old g-spot to boot.
You have to be proactive!
BTW, 5 minutes is perfectly average, most men would climax in that time with just hard and fast penetration, it's all a matter of controlling the pace.