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horror stories of men who are like panda's

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deadlylightshade Thu 24-Sep-09 17:46:04

otherwise known as those who , eat shoot and leave!
ive got a dh who is fantastically crap in bed . He is only good for 5 mins and then thats it,

Portofino Thu 24-Sep-09 17:47:51

Did you come back specially to tell us this? grin

addictedtomn Thu 24-Sep-09 17:54:15

i have a dh like that. we go so long inbetween sessions that when he gets it he gets really excited and with in 2-5 minutes for him its all over - weather its sex or just foreplay.

drives me crazy

addictedtomn Fri 25-Sep-09 08:38:20

no one else want to tell of their crap partners?
last night dh lasted a whole 60 seconds! hmm

deadlylightshade Fri 25-Sep-09 15:37:41

oh no addicted - spike him with viagra .... im looking for black market nice doc to help find it! wink

JustAnotherManicMummy Fri 25-Sep-09 15:42:24

I'll lend you my DH. He goes on far to long. There's only so many multiple orgasms one woman can take.

Seabright Fri 25-Sep-09 15:48:23

I prefer quick to lying there for ages thinking "oh get a move on".

deadlylightshade Fri 25-Sep-09 15:56:02

envy @ justanothermanicmummy . er ...thanks for the offer , but i think i`ll decline .grin
lol@ seabright ! you may have a point ! at least i get plenty of beauty sleep !wink

Persephoponce Fri 25-Sep-09 15:57:06

Just think if this was a group of men talking about how shit their wives were in bed. It would be vile, wouldn't it? And we'd all think 'What horrible men you are'...wouldn't we?


deadlylightshade Fri 25-Sep-09 16:04:35

persepho , you are right .it is horrible.... but so is being in a relationship that is one sided in the mans favour.It is horrible that he wont do anything about it and it is horrible being frustrated .
It would be more horrible if we who have husbands who have PE , have affairs instead .
if it is spoken about then, mabey it will help some couples stay together .

deadlylightshade Fri 25-Sep-09 16:07:15

Also its not just a case of them being shit in bed ....sometimes it can be a symptom of something else that needs medical attention.

addictedtomn Fri 25-Sep-09 18:16:59

deadly i might have to - were haveing other marage problems at teh mo and that just diddnt help!

Malificence Fri 25-Sep-09 19:54:48

A man having regular sex, or even regular masturbation, shouldn't have a problem with PE.
The only time my hubby's ever has problems in that respect is when he's been working away for more than a week or so and is over eager.
What happens if you have sex more than once in a day, if he can't last as long as he wants then he could have a medical problem.

Different postions can have a dramatic effect as well, you on top controlling his orgasm will give him lots of confidence - the trick is to mix it up between fast and hard / slow and gentle, it takes a bit of practice but it's well worth the effort, especially if you train him to come when you do.wink
If I want my hubby to hurry up then I just ask him to turn me over and give it to me hard - it's a surefire way of getting him off and great for the old g-spot to boot.
You have to be proactive!
BTW, 5 minutes is perfectly average, most men would climax in that time with just hard and fast penetration, it's all a matter of controlling the pacewink.

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