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AIBU to fancy the arse of Derren Brown

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pickyvic Fri 11-Sep-09 22:21:49

ive just watched his "how to predict the lottery" thing

id do him.

(sorry DH - who doesnt ever read MN thank god)

so
would you?
AIBU?

pickyvic Fri 11-Sep-09 22:22:42

off

that should be fancy the arse off derren brown....thats 2 glasses of cheap white aussie wine that is...

raggedtrouseredphilanthropist Fri 11-Sep-09 22:23:20

I would too. But I wouldnt know if I was becaused he was making me think I wanted to, or if it was cos I really wanted to.
Has he hypnotised me into fancying him?
blush I have outed myself as fancying him! Should have namechanged!

LovelyDear Fri 11-Sep-09 22:23:39

no i don't. but if i did i would assume he had made me do it with his clever mind.

i had a hot flush thinking about one of my old, grumpy colleagues today. bizarre.

sherby Fri 11-Sep-09 22:23:48

he is gay you know

RudolphHucker Fri 11-Sep-09 22:24:06

He is a witch.

Corporalcornsilk Fri 11-Sep-09 22:24:29

I don't either. He is Satan.

scottishmummy Fri 11-Sep-09 22:26:14

who is he

Corporalcornsilk Fri 11-Sep-09 22:26:44

Satan

pickyvic Fri 11-Sep-09 22:26:48

he could hypnotise me into not being fussy....

gay
satan
witch....who cares!
i still would.

SomeGuy Fri 11-Sep-09 22:26:55

a mentalist.

tummytickler Fri 11-Sep-09 22:27:31

He is lush - but i thought he was gay too!

Corporalcornsilk Fri 11-Sep-09 22:27:58

for scottish mummy

scottishmummy Fri 11-Sep-09 22:28:08

a football manager?
baw heid from one of those talent show?
never heard of him

curiositykilled Fri 11-Sep-09 22:28:13

He IS a witch! lol

sherby shut your dirty mouth, I don't want to know that....

I wooooooooooould.... <<Faints>>

I very very nearly posted a facebook status saying curiositykilled thinks Derren can stick her to her chair any time he likes... until I realised it is a horrible, horrible and disgusting thing to say as a pregnant newlywed with 2 children when my family and friends will read it and cringe.... Thank you for providing an outlet for my disgusting mind grin

DreamsInBinary Fri 11-Sep-09 22:28:39

YANBU

I would in a flash.

scottishmummy Fri 11-Sep-09 22:29:08

hokey cokey who is he?

sheepgomeep Fri 11-Sep-09 22:29:35

I fancy him blush and I know he is gay, there is just something oooh about him

catinthehat2 Fri 11-Sep-09 22:29:45

Ah Sherby has given you the bad news I see.

Or are you PickyVic short for PickyVictor? Things might be looking up in that case! grin

Corporalcornsilk Fri 11-Sep-09 22:30:38

curiosity - he made you want to say that.

curiositykilled Fri 11-Sep-09 22:35:11

I did wonder...

pickyvic Fri 11-Sep-09 22:35:54

nooooooo!!!!

is he really gay? like is he out? or is it speculation at this point?

is it really really bad to say that i still would?
buggeration. (exactly! lol!)

Corporalcornsilk Fri 11-Sep-09 22:36:50

Do you think that he could get us to do stuff over the internet?

pickyvic Fri 11-Sep-09 22:39:15

i bet i could do stuff over the internet...wink

oh god thats sooooo not pc!! ha ha ha! geddit!

this really is the wine talking im sure.

duffpancake Fri 11-Sep-09 22:39:17

He has just hypnotised you into thinking he's hot. Look away! Look away!

Scottishmummy, he's a telly hypnotist/mindfuck game type of guy; if you passed him in the street you wouldn't look twice. Except to feel sorry for him for being ^incredibly short^.

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