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to have called dp during his break at work and tell him............

(23 Posts)
TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:16:07

to get home now and pay me some attention wink as ds1 is at school and ds2 is in a deep sleep lol.....

stellamel Tue 08-Sep-09 13:16:52

you go girl! grin

oopsadaisyangel Tue 08-Sep-09 13:17:05

ha ha ha - and did he?? grin

Overmydeadbody Tue 08-Sep-09 13:18:42

Is he coming then?

Overmydeadbody Tue 08-Sep-09 13:19:17

or rather, are you?wink

pixiestix Tue 08-Sep-09 13:20:02

grin what was the outcome?!

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:20:47

LOL no he can't he hasn't got a long enough break....he did call me a bitch lmao something along the lines of

"You bitch, I have got to go and drive a bus and you are saying things like that to me you wait until the kids are in bed tonight"

woohoo

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:21:53

and the texts that are following are well lets say you wouldn't want your mother to read them....oh i like sending him text messages lmao

oopsadaisyangel Tue 08-Sep-09 13:24:31

Might have to text DH now and brighten up my afternoon grin

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight Tue 08-Sep-09 13:25:38

I'm not allowed to do that cos it's ramadan and he's not supposed to think about sex in the daytime grin

pixiestix Tue 08-Sep-09 13:28:27

haha, love tormenting DH. They are so easy to wind up, aren't they!

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:31:26

Pixie, they are aren't they lol.....

Now what delights am i in for tonight....hope he doesn't confiscate my mobile so i can't repeat it lol.

Once when he was working nights, i sent him a picture message with a well saucy text message....how embarrassed was I when he told me his mate had picked his phone up lmao

ElieRM Tue 08-Sep-09 13:38:42

I was just thinking of texting something rude to DP... but as the odds of me still being up for it, or even just up full stop by DD's bedtime are minimul I shan't bother...

oopsadaisyangel Tue 08-Sep-09 13:46:11

Elie- DH hasn't replied to me so I'm thinking that he's think that it isn't really worth his while because I probably won't be in the mood by the time we both make it to bed grin

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:53:07

LOL isn't it bad that we are so worn out by bed time that the only thing we have the energy for is sleep lol.

I am getting bunk beds on thursday so ds2 can start sleeping in ds1's room.......bring it on.......

ElieRM Tue 08-Sep-09 13:54:52

And there's always the risk of coitus interupptus. I'm not going to start the whole faffing-about-with shaving legs and wearing non-grey pants just to have to stop midway through to go stand over DD's cot with hairdryer til she goes back to sleep...

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 13:56:54

Elie LMAO....

use a hair removing cream lmao and don't wear any pants that solves that!!

Leave hairdryer on a hook above dd's cot on low setting and thats that solved too.

ElieRM Tue 08-Sep-09 14:01:49

LayEven, the only problem is the hairdryer is somewhat tempremental and requires supervision. I can't risk a conflaguration just to get a bit of time 'making like the animals!'
AND I can't leave the vacuum on again, next door already think I've got OCD

TheLadyEvenstar Tue 08-Sep-09 14:04:56

LMAO Elie....hmmmmmm at a loss then...buy a new hairdryer?

Neighbours could think it was something worse than ocd so thats not really a problem

nickelbabe Tue 08-Sep-09 14:07:18

elie: don't bother with the legs: he won't notice if you're half naked anyway! grin
don't know what to suggest about the hairdryer. sad

bronze Tue 08-Sep-09 14:10:53

you need a white noise recording ellie

bronze Tue 08-Sep-09 14:12:42

ellie do you have a laptop? try this

ElieRM Tue 08-Sep-09 14:18:47

bronze- I love you a bit now

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