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AIBU?

To want dh to shave himself down there?!!! (possibly too rude for daytime)

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YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:21

I've mentioned to dh before that he should tidy himself up down there. It really puts me off when it comes to certain 'acts' when u end up with a hair in your teeth
However he is not too keen. Thing is, doubt he'd like it if I expected him to do the same said 'act' with a massively hairy bush!! (am aways groomed and ready lol)
Sorry if tmi! But what do u ladies think??!

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Tortington · 07/09/2009 14:22

jesus

EccentricaGallumbits · 07/09/2009 14:25

wait till he's asleep then have a trim. he'll never notice

BalloonSlayer · 07/09/2009 14:25

Tell him it'll make his cock look bigger.

...allegedly ...

YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:26

Lol was it tmi? Am I wierd for having these thoughts occupying my mind at half 2 on a monday afternoon?

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FarkinBarkin · 07/09/2009 14:26

I would've thought that having something that looked like a plucked chicken in your face would be far more off-putting.

mumblechum · 07/09/2009 14:26

Lol at Farkin. Agree.

YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:27

Lol I was thinking of the sleep trim thing! Seriously it is really really bad though!

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YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:27

hehe ugh dont want plucked chicken- just a litte trimmed down version!

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MrFlibble · 07/09/2009 14:28

He doesnt need to completely shave it all off, just trim it so its not so unruly.
Just refuse to do any certain "acts" until he has gotten handy with the scissors, and make sure he doesnt use the kitchen ones either!!

Prinpo · 07/09/2009 14:29

Surely just the knowledge that he'll get a bit more of 'certain acts' should be incentive enough? BTW, way tmi but very funny and not at all weird for Monday afternoon. Minds do wander...

skybright · 07/09/2009 14:30

I'm sure you have a nit comb and a pair of nail scissors to present him with while he is in the bath lol.

YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:31

Thats what I was thinking,and if needs be I will do it myself! I make a big effort in hair removal (am actually a gorilla) ao he should have to make the effort aswell :0

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stillstanding · 07/09/2009 14:32

But if it's just a trim, neatening up exercise then I don't understand how this is going to help you avoid hair in your teeth .. Surely that can only be avoided if he is completed bald?

Personally would be freaked out if DH shaved down there - want a man not a groomed poodle/plucked chicken.

YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:33

Lol @ skybright nit comb suggestion!

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YummyorSlummy · 07/09/2009 14:34

But I would rather have a short one than one almost the length of the hair on my head lol!

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Casserole · 07/09/2009 15:43

Hand job with some immac?!

noddyholder · 07/09/2009 15:45

Custy that really made me LOL literally I could hear you say it !I think it would be a sorry sight

gingerbunny · 07/09/2009 15:46

with hold certain acts, until he has a trim!!!

Glitterknickaz · 07/09/2009 16:58

ooooh itchyyyyyy

TinyPawz · 07/09/2009 20:16

My ex used buzzers in his bits......was fabulous being able to see the whole package!

Malificence · 07/09/2009 21:09

FGS not totally shaved!!!!!

I had to shave hubby's scrotum for his vasectomy and he had awful itchyness for a fortnight afterwards, a nice trim is all that's required for oral nicety.
My hubby HATED it when I went for the full hollywood too, blotchy and itchy isn't remotely sexy. Oral didn't feel any "nicer" for me either.

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