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to be wearing slutty clothes?

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drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 16:47:52

today i am dressed like a tart.... im having a wee desperate attempt to get some attention from DH ..... its so obvious its tragic, but needs must.... wink and i do have needs ahem .blush

claw3 Sun 30-Aug-09 16:50:33

You go girl!

OurLadyOfPerpetualSupper Sun 30-Aug-09 16:51:38

Okay, what you wearing?

claw3 Sun 30-Aug-09 16:52:56

I was going to ask, but thought i would sound a bit pervy, like one of those chat lines!

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:00:54

tight jeans and a boob tube - god that sounds awful...blush.... DH isnt bothered .... argh mabey i should up the sluttyness????

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:02:01

its been weeks.... sad . think he doesnt fancy me anymore.

masonicpixiesreadthedailymail Sun 30-Aug-09 17:02:39

haha

but a bit uncomfortable all day and maybe a tad impractical for getting yr sunday roast out the oven!

hope it has the desired effect

AliGrylls Sun 30-Aug-09 17:04:37

Absolutely nothing wrong with dressing like a slut from time to time. I would do it if I had the figure.

masonicpixiesreadthedailymail Sun 30-Aug-09 17:05:29

oh I didn't see yr post of what you were wearing. I was thinking more christina aguilara shorts and chaps

next sunday's best, maybe ;)

KateMess Sun 30-Aug-09 17:05:46

Men like short skirts, I find grin

Also, try subliminal suggestion, keep mentioning the word naked in any context you can. Simple beasts, men...

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:10:09

lol at christina shorts and chaps! - if only i had figure i would ....cant do short skirts - celulite and varicous veins sort of defete the point - my legs are the most unattractive - to a point short and fat.grin
will have to get him drunk i think...wink

claw3 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:10:25

Most men dont get 'subtle' just have him washed and scrubbed and sent to your room.

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:12:02

drloves getting no love .... boo hoo <<<sob>>> .... he's just asked me to take the bin out !and whats for tea?<<<deflated>>

AMumInScotland Sun 30-Aug-09 17:14:38

Forget subtlety, just jump him!

Mumcentreplus Sun 30-Aug-09 17:17:16

LOL..Ask him if he's doing anything later...and when he says No you yes you are Me! grin

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:18:15

cant jump him, he wont let me... he said he'd hurt his back..... but can still manage to lift things at his work...hmm

AMumInScotland Sun 30-Aug-09 17:20:57

Well, lying flat on his back on the floor would be good for his back... and if you happened to be on top of him at the time, that could hardly cause a problem, could it?

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:24:15

grin lol im likeing that suggestion.... now has anyone got some spare viagra i could borrow?

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:27:47

wtf? now he's talking about a advert on tv for a doll ""that crwls and shits itself""... im stuck in a nightmare..... where has my lovely sexmad DH gone?
he's been replaced by a couch potato- husband
sad

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:28:43

wtf? now he's talking about a advert on tv for a doll ""that crwls and shits itself""... im stuck in a nightmare..... where has my lovely sexmad DH gone?
he's been replaced by a couch potato- husband
sad

drlove8 Sun 30-Aug-09 17:29:13

oops

carelesswhispers Sun 30-Aug-09 17:30:45

if he asks what is for dessert just raise 1 eyebrow & say ME - cheesy i know but if he is not taking the hint you will have to be direct ha

SoupDragon Sun 30-Aug-09 17:32:58

Put on a skirt and drop into the conversation that you've forgotten to put any knickers on. For example:

H "Oh, look at this doll that crawls and shits in it's pants"
You "OMG! That reminds me! I forgot to put any on!

SoupDragon Sun 30-Aug-09 17:33:32

<<hangs head in shame at misused apostrophe>>

Dustinthewind Sun 30-Aug-09 18:03:19

Why not go out in your mantrap gear?
Time how long it takes him to get territorial.

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