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SerendipitousHarlot Sun 23-Aug-09 20:13:49

gropes and tries to have sex with me in the middle of the night? angry

It's driving me round the bend. A couple of times a week, I'll literally roll over in bed, and he's there like lightning - starts groping and messing with me like we were in the middle of having sex...

In the morning, he says he honestly can't remember doing it hmm Frankly, I think he's full of shit grin

Funny how it always happens when he hasn't had a bit for a few days hmm

Anyones elses do this?

GirlsAreLoud Sun 23-Aug-09 20:16:44

Yuck.

pjmama Sun 23-Aug-09 20:20:20

Frankly, I'm a bit jealous! Mine mostly snores... wink

AnyFucker Sun 23-Aug-09 20:23:46

knee him in the bollocks and say "oh, sorry, I don't remember doing that...."

and no, my DH doesn't do this

he respects me enough to not do it, if he knows I don't like it

have you told him in no uncertain terms not to ??

LynetteScavo Sun 23-Aug-09 20:30:03

It doesn't bother me.

The only time it did bother me whas when I'd missed a pill, adn was too tired to tell him.

DD is lovely though. smile

MissHairspray Sun 23-Aug-09 20:32:19

Ha, thought it was just my ds that did this. I call it sleep humping and he claims he can't remember too. Whatever. Either way he still gets a slap.
YANBU

MIAonline Sun 23-Aug-09 20:32:22

I'm with AnyFucker on this one

(that's a sentence that sounds strange out loud grin

MIAonline Sun 23-Aug-09 20:33:21

MissHairspray shock

DH???????

MIAonline Sun 23-Aug-09 20:33:40

grin

AnyFucker Sun 23-Aug-09 20:36:48

ds ?????

lol

LovelyTinOfSpam Sun 23-Aug-09 20:37:38

TMI misshairspray hmm shock

CyradisTheSeer Sun 23-Aug-09 20:39:49

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MissHairspray Sun 23-Aug-09 20:40:31

Oh god, seriously blush.
Of course dh.
Bloody pinot grigio

LovelyTinOfSpam Sun 23-Aug-09 20:42:04

grin misshairspray

CyradisTheSeer Sun 23-Aug-09 20:43:33

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MinkyBorage Sun 23-Aug-09 20:46:22

I saw a documentary about this, the bloke doing it to his wife was really distressed about it, and was shocked as hell when he saw the night fimling they had done. Can't remember which channel it was on, but it was within the last year I would guess. Very interesting.

otoh, he might be taking the piss

LynetteScavo Sun 23-Aug-09 20:47:47

DH watched that and told me about it.

His take on it was that the bloke jsut wanted a shag, and was pretending not to remember.

SerendipitousHarlot Sun 23-Aug-09 20:56:31

Thanks ladies grin

See, Lynette, that's my take too - he's just chancing his arm.

Well.... not his whole arm.

LovelyTinOfSpam Sun 23-Aug-09 21:02:48

O but YANBU I would get teh right hump if DH started randomly tampering with me in the small hours.

Metatron Sun 23-Aug-09 21:22:23

I saw that prog, or one similar. There were a few blokes sleep pestering their wives.

And one woman - who was a sleep wanker.

Hmmmm.

SerendipitousHarlot Sun 23-Aug-09 22:16:58

I'm a bit of a wanker when I'm awake, to be truthful grin

StayFrostysOtherSister Sun 23-Aug-09 22:19:45

rofl @ 'randomly tampering'

jybay Sun 23-Aug-09 22:24:51

YANBU but have you tried just putting a pillow down the middle of the bed?

pruneplus2 Sun 23-Aug-09 22:35:56

YANBU if that is what not what you want.

But personally I love it and get quite stroppy in the morning if it hasnt happened(which is not often tbh, my OH is like a 4am daily alarm clock) Only been with my OH 3 years so maybe the novelty will wear off in time but for the now I intend to enjoy it grin ATM though we both have very high sex drives so anytime, any place suits.

xxx

Mspontipine Sun 23-Aug-09 22:50:32

Send him round here envy. None going on around here awake or sleeping.

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