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To be pissed off the the designer vibrator DH bought me for my birthday

(42 Posts)
IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 14:27:21

doesn't make me humm... climax??

It just gets me tantalisingly close and then puff! nothing. It's so frustrating angry

I've had it for almost a week! What now?

BTW not a troll/trolling. Seriously

thisisyesterday Sat 22-Aug-09 14:32:48

maybe it's because designer dildos just don't do it for you?

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 14:32:52

hmm

LynetteScavo Sat 22-Aug-09 14:35:30

What exactly do you mean by designer?

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 14:37:23

btw when you say designer, you mean?

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 14:38:27

ooops typed and chatted before I hit post. Already asked I see wink

IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 14:40:57

designer, expensive, waste of money sigh...

here

IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 14:45:51

We've had long term problems with our sex life (vaginismus AND and vestibulodynia) and things are just turning a corner.

It was meant to be a special thing for us. Otherwise wouldn't have spent so much money.

IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 14:46:21

things are just now turning a corner.

PitysSake Sat 22-Aug-09 14:46:34

so buy a different cheaper one

MillyR Sat 22-Aug-09 14:47:46

Did it come with instructions?

I have to say again that Gibbonwitharibbon is a wonderful name.

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 14:51:26

Thank you Milly smile

MamaG Sat 22-Aug-09 14:54:40

hijack

Gibbon how lovely to see you! I haven't seen you for millions, either you've flounced or we've been on at different times grin

hijack over

I've never had a vibrator, so can't advise, sorry

Rindercella Sat 22-Aug-09 14:56:13

Perhaps you're just not a designer sort of girl and would benefit from something rather more downmarket for example here?

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 15:01:09

MamaG! good to see you too! how the devil are you? have not been on in ages but started lurking again recently and found myself addicted again wink

Thankfully did not flounce so no gibbonesque tail between legs needed grin

MamaG Sat 22-Aug-09 15:03:03

I'm fab thanks! I had a mini flounce at the beginning of the holidays and had to crawl back on my belly blush

It is blardy addictive isn't it!

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight Sat 22-Aug-09 15:09:54

Not sure there is a lot of point in V expensive vibes. I've had 3, including a rabbit. The other two were both under a tenner. One broke from use and the other sat languishing in a drawer til I threw it out - that was the rabbit!
Go to Ann Summers/local lady friendly sex shop and get yourself one or two cheapo vibes. I have no idea why yours isn't making you come. Do you orgasm usually? I see you have had some physical issues - do you think they are causing a psychological block? You still have to relax with a vibe and think sexy thoughts, but it usually gets you from A-B much quicker.

pjmama Sat 22-Aug-09 15:10:57

Chuck it in the bin and buy a Rabbit instead wink

pjmama Sat 22-Aug-09 15:11:45

Rindercella - that looks scary!!

IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 15:22:46

See that's why I'm annoyed kat, I've had 4-5 vibrators including a rabbit-style one (the best one so far) and never had any problems when flying solo.

We wanted something smaller since now that we actually have a sex life the rabbit was rather getting in the way iyswim

sherby Sat 22-Aug-09 15:25:10

brilliant

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight Sat 22-Aug-09 15:30:42

Ooh I've got a bullt - I love it. And you can get this to go with it that looks great!

sherby Sat 22-Aug-09 15:34:06

I've got the big one and the small one, big one is rubbish, LOVE the small one

IANBU Sat 22-Aug-09 15:46:06

<can I take it back?>

GibbonInARibbon Sat 22-Aug-09 15:58:43

sorry last hijack - well I am pleased you came back grin

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