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(I have pmt, I know IABU but this is sheer fantasy and very therapeutic)I am crap at cutting in. DH knows this. Been waiting for him to paint the coving all week after I did the walls in the downstairs toilet.As he's not done it I supposed I had to. The downstairs loo has been out of action for ten days now already. I have to sew name tapes into uniforms, I have several loads of laundry to do plus form filling so HE can get a job (won't do it himself).Was struggling removing the paint that ended up on the walls for the umpteenth time, walked into sitting room, he's sitting on his arse pretending to be asleep.Ooh the temptation.....
Nah, he was on my lovely brown leather sofa. Not that old either. Only thing stopping me though!
YABUfetch a jug of water, pour it over his head and then shriek "OMG I've dropped the paint!"
I would paint a stripe right down the middle of his lazy-arsed face....
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