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pinkthechaffinch Fri 14-Aug-09 21:16:33

I know IABU really, it's more of a confession.

If I ever hear a sheep shagging joke I find it really really funny.

Once I was at uni and one of my friends (male) was wearing a sheep skin jacket -2 others spent the lecture making quiet baa-ing noises. Very juvenile, I know, but I laughed so much I actually wet myself a little bit and this way way before DCs.

By the way, before I get slammed, I am a committed anti-racist, lead a multi cultural buddy group at my son's school and completely abhor racism and I would never ever tell one of these jokes

but if I hear one i find it funny

I don't know what's wrong with me.

(shuffles off, shamefaced, but feeling better for having made the confession)

CyradisTheSeer Fri 14-Aug-09 21:47:04

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Wanderingsheep Fri 14-Aug-09 21:51:24

How very dare you! I am deeply offended!


DP is Welsh (I am English) I'm always taking the mickey out of him.

BabyAnabel Fri 14-Aug-09 21:56:08

what do you call 4 sheep tied to a lamp post?

A welsh leisure centre!

pinkthechaffinch Fri 14-Aug-09 22:02:32

ROFL and LMFAO at baby annabel!!!

MissSunny Sat 15-Aug-09 00:45:06

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landrover Wed 19-Aug-09 19:26:49

please more jokes

ErikaMaye Wed 19-Aug-09 19:31:27

Its kinda like the forbidden friut, isn't it? I just can't help it sometimes... I'm worse with sexist ones. I hate sexisum, but sometimes they're so funny...

How do the Welsh practice safe sex?

The paint "X"'s on the sheep that kick grin

ridingjoker Wed 19-Aug-09 19:37:19

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram........
Mary Had A Little Lamb.

AnyFucker Wed 19-Aug-09 20:31:01

do people really shag sheep ??

I'm thinking no smoke without fire...

(honest question)

MANATEEequineOHARA Wed 19-Aug-09 21:14:30

AnyFucker - It's a crime isn't it? Bestiality or such I suppose they must do...well I don't know who I mean by 'they' though!

I don't like sheep shagging jokes, they are yuk. My ex used to tell one waaaaaaaaay too much about cliff edges.

BUT the inflatable sheep in the bath and no-one has ever commented is that true!?

MANATEEequineOHARA Wed 19-Aug-09 21:15:51

I didn't put all those 'a's in way to sound like I am bleating like a sheep btw...just exaggerating the word 'way'! Maybe italics would have been better blush

AnyFucker Wed 19-Aug-09 21:18:08

I have heard of people shagging apple pies

well, they did in one film I have watched ?

but a real sheep ?? you would get sheep-poo on your willy

err, I'm confused now, is it bumsex with a sheep ??

I wonder where that poster called "sheepgomeep" is ???? pmsl

MANATEEequineOHARA Wed 19-Aug-09 21:22:43

That is American Pie - the film with the apple pie. Kinda childishly funny.

KeepPassingTheOpenWindows Wed 19-Aug-09 21:32:00

I'm no expert but is it sheep bumsex or more (coughs) vanilla ahem vaginal sheep sex? My mind is boggling. And u'm buggered if I can remember a good joke.

Pacita Wed 19-Aug-09 21:42:06

For the sake of reference material:

MANATEEequineOHARA Wed 19-Aug-09 21:46:22

That Sun link...that can't be true..."My friends are giving me a lot of stick for it", and...well, they whole thing really...

AnyFucker Wed 19-Aug-09 21:47:42


ErikaMaye Wed 19-Aug-09 22:01:15

PMSL at the article... Just the way its written...

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