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To want DP to Pee in a bottle.....

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KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 20:43:12

so I can use it to mark our territory in the garden in the hope the bloody fox might stop pooping on my lawn!

RealityIsHavingAPartay Sun 02-Aug-09 20:45:07

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KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 20:46:10

Apparently it does. I am getting desperate now will try any thing

RealityIsHavingAPartay Sun 02-Aug-09 20:47:11

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KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 20:47:54

I think it has to be male

RealityIsHavingAPartay Sun 02-Aug-09 20:49:09

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KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 21:10:51

Woud need him to do it at certain places all round the garden grin

acebaby Sun 02-Aug-09 21:11:10

If you're in the south oxon area, I could lend you my DS... maybe that's why the foxes have left our rubbish alone recently grin!

bratley Sun 02-Aug-09 21:13:31

Kimi! shock

I would pay money to see your neigbours faces as you walk your DH around the garden directing him to his designated pee points! grin

KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 21:13:56

LOL no I am not near you sad

Momdeguerre Sun 02-Aug-09 21:15:07

Drive down the motorway or stop in a layby - loads of bottles of piss up for grabs!

kinnies Sun 02-Aug-09 21:21:26

hey maybe you could use a big dog. get a friend to come round and let their dog pee in your garden.
or (slightly ott option) if you live near a zoo, ask them for some lion pooh??

just imagin if your OH got seen peeing in the garden & arested for public indecency(sp?) no-one would beleive he was there to keep foxs away! grin

KIMItheThreadSlayer Sun 02-Aug-09 21:25:18

Was going to get him to pee in a bottle then squirt it round grin

bratley Sun 02-Aug-09 21:32:23

Noooo, please take him and point out where he needs to pee, would be much funnier! grin

I can just imagine him sighing and rolling his eyes as you stand there pointing to the spot and tapping your foot!

juicyjolly Sun 02-Aug-09 21:47:28

Cant you just pee in the bottle instead?

raindroprhyme Sun 02-Aug-09 21:50:58

why bother with a bottle,
boys love peeing outside!!!

good in your compost bin too.

KIMItheThreadSlayer Mon 03-Aug-09 09:16:25

LOL Bratley, he is 6 foot four with ginger strawberry blond hair I think he would be noticed.

Haylstones Mon 03-Aug-09 09:34:09

My dh used to do this without the bottle blush.
His tip- wait until it's dark...

KIMItheThreadSlayer Mon 03-Aug-09 13:03:43

Did it work?

pugsandseals Mon 03-Aug-09 16:32:13

Anyone know if the same works for cats?
I'll have DH out there ASAP! grin

Ozziegirly Tue 04-Aug-09 06:07:08

My Dad did this to deter a badger that kept lifting up newly laid turf.

Worked a treat!

KIMItheThreadSlayer Tue 04-Aug-09 20:35:21

Thats it DP is peeing in a bottle

Grendle Tue 04-Aug-09 20:39:48

Yeah does it work for cats? What about ants?

<rummages in cupboard for bottle to hand to dh to try it out>

bratley Tue 04-Aug-09 20:48:06

See!? See!? no bottle! Much funnier!
Thanks for the backup Haylstones!

KIMItheThreadSlayer Wed 05-Aug-09 08:33:27

I can not have DP doing "his sinful business" in public....bottle it is grin

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