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short people are so annoying

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emptyvessels Sat 01-Aug-09 21:31:15

Whining about not being able to get things on high shelves, banging on all the time about trousers not fitting.

Why don't they all just make an effort to grow a bit and stop just complaining about it to their friends?

snala Sat 01-Aug-09 21:34:58

Er.... what?hmm

scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:36:24

i agree put the short arses on stock,stretch them to reach the shelf level and take all

dem empty vessels and do some noise exploration

Rafi Sat 01-Aug-09 21:36:54

Aren't empty vessels the ones that are supposed to make most noise? [hmmm]

Rafi Sat 01-Aug-09 21:37:35

or rather hmm

Lilyloo Sat 01-Aug-09 21:37:56

Yes agree em[pty vessels hmm NOT!!

scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:39:05

exactlt!we need some noise-content analysis using the i-smell-shite meter

LynetteScavo Sat 01-Aug-09 21:39:44

I find tall people annoying.

I'm 5'6.

Tidey Sat 01-Aug-09 21:40:09

Oooh, thread about a thread? Are you, perchance, shy at all?

tatt Sat 01-Aug-09 21:41:28

buy them some high heels, especially if they are male.

MrsMattie Sat 01-Aug-09 21:42:02

I'm 5"11 and a half (sooo...6 feet then, really). I don't find short people annoying. I find them small, yes. Annoying? No.

Rafi Sat 01-Aug-09 21:42:18

I'm 4'11 and the best part of it is that I ALWAYS have legroom. Unlike the tall people whose legs seem to need two seats' worth of space on buses.

As for high shelves, I've been known to climb on the freezer in Sainsbury's before if no-one's around to reach something down for me.

MrsMattie Sat 01-Aug-09 21:42:34

Small men can be quite annoying of you're a tall female. But that's a whole other story.

scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:42:43

if you are a short arse buy some vertiginous fuck me shoes

job done

TheCrackFox Sat 01-Aug-09 21:43:01

They could, at the very least, use stilts at all times. Would save us from having to listening to whinging all day.

QOD Sat 01-Aug-09 21:44:15

women of 5ft 4 help me in shops

I am 5ft and 3/4 inch

emptyvessels Sat 01-Aug-09 21:44:33


scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:44:41

get the shorties on stilts shouting its da plane boss

MrsMattie Sat 01-Aug-09 21:44:46

Do you approve of those Tom Cruise shoes for short men?


scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:45:16

stop SHOUTING short arse

daftpunk Sat 01-Aug-09 21:45:52

lol SM...i used to love that...

Momdeguerre Sat 01-Aug-09 21:46:41

How tall are you empty?

BCNS Sat 01-Aug-09 21:47:29

I tend to find being short fab.. lots of male attention.. holding doors and reaching things down.. what is there not to like about it

scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:47:30

i think empty is not the height of shite

scottishmummy Sat 01-Aug-09 21:47:33

i think empty is not the height of shite

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