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To eat all 3 twixes I have bought for the DC, and to do so secretly whilst bending over the washing machine pretending to load it?

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poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 13:04:11

Need answers in 2 mins as they are beckoning. grin

melmog Thu 30-Jul-09 13:05:06

No. Yanbu.

moondog Thu 30-Jul-09 13:05:56

Are you ont now full of self loathing at your lack of control?

bran Thu 30-Jul-09 13:06:12

All chocolate tastes better in secret. grin Twixes wouldn't be my choice though.

GypsyMoth Thu 30-Jul-09 13:07:05

you'll make yourself sick woman!!!!

PrammyMammy Thu 30-Jul-09 13:07:29

lol, go for it. yanbu.

basic Thu 30-Jul-09 13:07:40

No YANBU you have saved them from themselves grin

CybilLiberty Thu 30-Jul-09 13:07:42

I eat stuff with my head in a cupboard all the time. Then I wonder why my muffin top is spillling over my jeans

poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 13:07:48

the problem is, i should have bought 4 and had one myself, but with 3 dc and 3 twixes it becomes a necessity to eat all.

I am sure you understand. grin

becstarlitsea Thu 30-Jul-09 13:08:27


differentID Thu 30-Jul-09 13:09:26

if they are double ones, then there is a finger for you and all three children which equals 2 twixes and the other one for you! Simple!

AnnieLobeseder Thu 30-Jul-09 13:11:27

Sounds very reasonable to me! grin

savoycabbage Thu 30-Jul-09 13:15:32

YANBU. People need food or they can become seriously ill. You did the right thing.

poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 13:17:03

right, i have wedged 2 twixes in (they are doubles so 4 fingers). I feel a tad nauseous, but need to continue to the end.
Luckliy only 1 dc is in the house at the moment, but obviously I cannot give him the 3rd because he will sneak to the others and then I shall have to purchase more.

P.S. The bending over the machine is not to be recommended, it makes it very difficult to swallow so maybe follow cybillibertys advice and do it in a head height cupboard grin

savoycabbage Thu 30-Jul-09 13:22:20

Could you not do some elaborate laundry folding, thus giving you the opportunity to cover your whole face area and also a chance to shove some more in when you turn your back to put the folded things on the pile?

poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 13:23:45

oh god, I am laughing out loud at savoy. grin

Honestly, the lengths we have to go to for a treat for ourselves!

NormaSknockers Thu 30-Jul-09 14:25:31

YABU! You should have locked yourself in the bathoom with them instead grin

HuffySpice Thu 30-Jul-09 14:27:14

Three double twixes?

shock [awe]

Sayyesmummy Thu 30-Jul-09 14:29:04

But don't they smell your breath from 20 feet & suss out your secret? My ds does.

JeMeSouviens Thu 30-Jul-09 14:39:42


I hid a crunchie under the cushion last night and snuck bites when DS turned his back. He sussed me thought, but by the time he'd worked out where I'd hidden it, there was none left.

The poor little fella.

FabBakerGirlIsBack Thu 30-Jul-09 14:41:01


3 is too many and you won't enjoy them, same if you have to rush them.

Save them until later.

southeastastra Thu 30-Jul-09 14:45:51

have a dinner if you're that hungry, 3 is pretty gluttonous (sp!)

ExtraFancy Thu 30-Jul-09 14:50:14


My DS was eating a chocolate cookie earlier - I'd finished mine, so resorted to picking up the bits he dropped and eating them like a large mummy-shaped pet dog blush

Well, it saves getting the Hoover out.

poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 14:53:41

I finished the task in hand. Well in cupboard. Yes, I feel gluttonous, and i can feel the weight on my hips already.

poopscoop Thu 30-Jul-09 14:55:35

It is all your fault. You forced me to do this. 9 out of 10 mners who expressed a preference (lol) said it needed to be done grin

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