when he complained this morning that he couldn't believe he only had one birthday present. Even though he had breakfast in bed (including his favourite smoked salmon spread on toasted bagel); lots of cards from family members and is going out for a very expenive meal tonight (his birthday present from me). So I wrapped up the weekend Guardian and shoved it up his *rse. Was that unreasonable?
Best place for the Guardian IMO. Would have been a waste of The Times.
Did you get breakfast in bed and dinner out on your birthday?
DH once complained that his present from me was a bit dull. Me: "Do you think it's better or worse than what you gave me on my birthday?" Him: "I don't know, what did I give you?" Me: "Nothing." Him: "Oh, probably better than that then." No more complaints.