to tell my DP to go and get some porn?

[spankymamma]

I am fed up with him constantly wanting sex - his libido is obv waaaay higher than mine but will he go and wank? NO!

What is wrong with the man? He wants me to fulfil his 'manly urges' at least seven times a week - and it's got to be me, no bashing the bishop or blow up Tina dolls!

How can i persuade him it's perfectly natural and he won't be offending me at all?

[catinthehat2]

I think you need to finish your homework its nearly bedtime

[2shoes]

[SolidGoldBrass]

I suppose you could try just lying there, yawning, or asking if you can go on top so you can watch the telly as another way of giving him a hint that sex is not a service you provide him with, it's supposed to be mutually enjoyable.

[Lulumama]

you spelt mama wrong

HTH

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

Some men are uncomfortable with it. I think you can just have a conversation and tell him how you feel, that you don't want to have sex as often and, if you have a mature and respectful relationship, you will reach an agreement.

Mismatched libidos (libidoes? I dunno) are a very common problem for couples. you have to meet in the middle.

[spankymamma]

No. That is not helpful at all.

[spankymamma]

I meant Lulumama BTW

[spankymamma]

He knows I don't want sex as often as he does but he insists that if I don't want proper sex I can do somethign else instead...bumsex generally with a smattering of blowjobs and the occaisional tit wank.

I wouldn't mind but the mess...it's like trying to clean off glue.

More than once I have awoken to find my face stuck to the pillowcase and had to resort to extreme measures to remove it - such as putting my entire head and the pillowcase under water in the bath.

[daftpunk]

oh god...this is so unfunny it's painful..

[CountessDracula]

oh that's ok thne
if he can just shag you up the shitter instead it's all sorted

Honestly, when does your holiday club start?

[KingRolo]

0.1/10

[spankymamma]

You lot are all bitches

I'm pouring my heart out here and you take the piss

[HecatesTwopenceworth]

ah.

A joke thread.

har har har

Well, that was 30 seconds of my life wasted actually trying to be helpful.

har.

[KingRolo]

7 times a week is a lot to a 13 year old boy.

[spankymamma]

What makes you think I'm a boy then, oldie?

[catinthehat2]

Its probably because you have a high pitched voice and are wearing grey shorts

[spankymamma]

ok then sorry mum

Guess again

Teeneage boys aren't the only ones who get bored

[daftpunk]

oh go and read a book or something

[KingRolo]

You are a teenage boy because you are obsessed with sex and bodily fluids.

[AnyFucker]

hairy-handed fucker trucker ?

[daftpunk]

no..don't think so...bored mumsnetter i reckon...op, name change back and start a thread on style & beauty about shoes or something...honesty..you'll get more attention..

..sorry you're feeling lonely atm.

[KingRolo]

yes, the bumsex ref is probably a giveaway.

[daftpunk]

reality..get off my back....