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to tell my DP to go and get some porn?

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spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 18:34:19

I am fed up with him constantly wanting sex - his libido is obv waaaay higher than mine but will he go and wank? NO!

What is wrong with the man? He wants me to fulfil his 'manly urges' at least seven times a week - and it's got to be me, no bashing the bishop or blow up Tina dolls!

How can i persuade him it's perfectly natural and he won't be offending me at all?

catinthehat2 Mon 06-Jul-09 18:36:05

I think you need to finish your homework its nearly bedtime

2shoes Mon 06-Jul-09 18:37:01

hmm

SolidGoldBrass Mon 06-Jul-09 18:37:28

I suppose you could try just lying there, yawning, or asking if you can go on top so you can watch the telly as another way of giving him a hint that sex is not a service you provide him with, it's supposed to be mutually enjoyable.

Lulumama Mon 06-Jul-09 18:37:29

you spelt mama wrong

HTH smile <<passive aggressive>>

HecatesTwopenceworth Mon 06-Jul-09 18:43:23

Some men are uncomfortable with it. I think you can just have a conversation and tell him how you feel, that you don't want to have sex as often and, if you have a mature and respectful relationship, you will reach an agreement.

Mismatched libidos (libidoes? I dunno) are a very common problem for couples. you have to meet in the middle.

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 18:43:40

No. That is not helpful at all.

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 18:45:35

I meant Lulumama BTW

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 18:57:48

He knows I don't want sex as often as he does but he insists that if I don't want proper sex I can do somethign else instead...bumsex generally with a smattering of blowjobs and the occaisional tit wank.

I wouldn't mind but the mess...it's like trying to clean off glue.

More than once I have awoken to find my face stuck to the pillowcase and had to resort to extreme measures to remove it - such as putting my entire head and the pillowcase under water in the bath.

daftpunk Mon 06-Jul-09 18:59:46

oh god...this is so unfunny it's painful..

<< yawn yawn yawn >>

CountessDracula Mon 06-Jul-09 19:00:03

oh that's ok thne
if he can just shag you up the shitter instead it's all sorted

Honestly, when does your holiday club start?

KingRolo Mon 06-Jul-09 19:01:04

0.1/10

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 19:02:08

You lot are all bitches

I'm pouring my heart out here and you take the piss

HecatesTwopenceworth Mon 06-Jul-09 19:03:11

ah.

A joke thread.

har har har

Well, that was 30 seconds of my life wasted actually trying to be helpful.

har.

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion Mon 06-Jul-09 19:06:03

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KingRolo Mon 06-Jul-09 19:08:56

7 times a week is a lot to a 13 year old boy.

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 19:13:01

What makes you think I'm a boy then, oldie?

catinthehat2 Mon 06-Jul-09 19:14:18

Its probably because you have a high pitched voice and are wearing grey shorts

spankymamma Mon 06-Jul-09 19:15:18

ok then sorry mum

Guess again

Teeneage boys aren't the only ones who get bored

daftpunk Mon 06-Jul-09 19:16:13

oh go and read a book or something

KingRolo Mon 06-Jul-09 19:18:45

You are a teenage boy because you are obsessed with sex and bodily fluids.

AnyFucker Mon 06-Jul-09 19:19:01

hairy-handed fucker trucker ?

daftpunk Mon 06-Jul-09 19:22:33

no..don't think so...bored mumsnetter i reckon...op, name change back and start a thread on style & beauty about shoes or something...honesty..you'll get more attention..

..sorry you're feeling lonely atm.

KingRolo Mon 06-Jul-09 19:25:25

yes, the bumsex ref is probably a giveaway.

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion Mon 06-Jul-09 19:27:14

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