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to go and shove the iron up DHs nose?

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EccentricaGallumbits Thu 25-Jun-09 20:35:44

In a fit of drunkeness generosity I offered to iron his work shirts of an evening. (he goes to bed v early because he works silly hours).

Bastard has just gone up to bed and casually thrown a hirt down to me.

He's been home since lunchtime.

I've been out of the house since 7.30 this morning, driven 150 miles, been to school, done some learning, driven home, been to see DD2 in athletics tournement, dropped DD2 off at the door then been to new parents evening at big school, popped into waitrose for some bits, then come home, loaded the dishwasher and had quick shower.

I haven't even had any bloody dinner yet.

would it be unreasonable to go and shove the hot iron up DH's nose?

kmowell Thu 25-Jun-09 20:40:24

That is exactly what i would do!!!!Although prob not his nose but his ass,he has gotten used to removing them from his nose!grin

OldLadyKnowsNothing Thu 25-Jun-09 20:47:08

Unreasonable to shove the iron up his nose.

Reasonable to line the dog's bed with the shirt.

AnyFucker Thu 25-Jun-09 20:47:21

DH does his own ironing.

Say no more.

EccentricaGallumbits Thu 25-Jun-09 20:49:41

bless him, he usually does it himself. it is my own drunken fault for offering when i wasn't feeling quite so bloody exhausted.

i haven't ironed it well. there are some creases left.

bigchris Thu 25-Jun-09 20:50:01

jeez stop doing everything for him, why didnt he make you dinner? is he always this awful?!

bigchris Thu 25-Jun-09 20:50:01

jeez stop doing everything for him, why didnt he make you dinner? is he always this awful?!

LovelyTinOfSpam Thu 25-Jun-09 21:05:56

So do you usually iron his shirts or not?

OP says you said you would every night.

Then you say he does it.

This is a very very very important AIBU so I want to judge properly grin

EccentricaGallumbits Thu 25-Jun-09 21:47:50

Right.

usually DH wears an unironed shirt (!) under a jumper so it doesn't matter about thecreases.

now its a bit hot he can't wear his jumper so irons the shirts.

smetmes he does thm

somtimes I do depending on if i'm doing some ironing anyway which isn't often.

DH does most the houswork/cooking/shopping/gardning/scrubbing/etc etc so I suggested while pissed I iron his shirt for him in the evenig if he needed one the next day.

I wasn't expectinghim to take me up on my offer afetr a really long tough day but having made the offer i couldn't then refuse but it pissed me off a bit.

so.

unreasonable to shove the iron? or my own stupid fault?

mrsrawlinson Thu 25-Jun-09 22:33:42

Get him to buy you a new iron first, one of those fancy steam generator ones.

Then you're free to ruin your old one by shoving it wherever you like.

LovelyTinOfSpam Thu 25-Jun-09 22:57:15

Well you both sound very nice and normal to me.

I think he shouldn't have chucked his shirt at you. But maybe it was a joke?

Answer is. to make sexually deviant promises when drunk and carry them out there and then, rather than long term housewifely bollocks.

Thus everyone happy.

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