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OMGG The worlds biggest Penis..

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:02

lol ok I am watching a program on tv this guy has a 12.9" penis....OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

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Biglips · 20/06/2009 00:03

yuck!...no thanks

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cornsilk · 20/06/2009 00:03

Blimey.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:04

LOL dunno if he has the worlds biggest but 12.9"

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LastOrders · 20/06/2009 00:05

I bet he passes out when he gets a stiffy

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LastOrders · 20/06/2009 00:05

What channel?

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:06

LOL He has difficulty having sex so now uses an internet cam forum lol. oh he is gay so we are all safe lmao

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:06

More 4

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TsarChasm · 20/06/2009 00:06

Jake the Peg?

There should be an 'Is he being unfeasable' topic for this.

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:07

LMAO Tsar...he uses 2 hands to wank lololol

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Maninadirndl · 20/06/2009 00:08

Well no danger of mine ever getting on the telly.

With mny fam I'd be luckier to get in Planet Earth with my willy as an endangered species!

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:08

More4...he only went gay for practical reasons apparently- anatomically only bumsex will do, it seems, and oddly there aren't too many women up for it. Strange, that

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:09

FFS there is now a guy saying that internet porn has made him interested in big dicks lol

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TheLadyEvenstar · 20/06/2009 00:10

BOF lol ohhhhhhhh you brought BUM sex up tut tut oh but it is friday!

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:12

Hehehehehe...do you think this guy feels faint when he gets aroused?

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midlandsmumof4 · 20/06/2009 00:12

Quantity does not always mean quality .

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:13

Omg, this woman sounds hilarious!

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:16

A bit like the British Gas ads with the plasticine creatures...

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:18

I just told DP about this thread and he is paranoid we are discussing him < snurk >

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MumHadEnough · 20/06/2009 00:21

I have just been like all through the programme. I'm definitely missing out in something here! rofl

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cornsilk · 20/06/2009 00:21

What size shoes does he wear?

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MumHadEnough · 20/06/2009 00:21

Jonah Falcon is just a scary guy though do you not think?

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BitOfFun · 20/06/2009 00:22

My god, what's with the bacofoil pants?

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AitchTwoOh · 20/06/2009 00:23

i knew a guy who's cock was that big, he said it was an absolute curse, no kidding. he was a really nice, sensitive guy (er, for a soldier, but ykwim) and was so worried about damaging a girl that basically he rarely went out with women.

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MumHadEnough · 20/06/2009 00:25

He sounds nice then Aitch. The one guy I knew, a chef, had 12 inches. He used to "wap it out" at every opportunity, he was a bit of a prick tbh 'scuse the pun.

It was a funny colour and just didn't look quite right though. Perhaps the blood didn't run to the end?

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MumHadEnough · 20/06/2009 00:26

OMG he really is a wierdo. dancing lessons anyone?

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