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OMGG The worlds biggest Penis..

(53 Posts)
TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:02:42

lol ok I am watching a program on tv this guy has a 12.9" penis....OUCH!!!!!!!!!!

Biglips Sat 20-Jun-09 00:03:31

yuck!...no thanks

cornsilk Sat 20-Jun-09 00:03:33

Blimey.

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:04:18

LOL dunno if he has the worlds biggest but 12.9"

LastOrders Sat 20-Jun-09 00:05:09

I bet he passes out when he gets a stiffy grin

LastOrders Sat 20-Jun-09 00:05:41

What channel? wink

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:06:15

LOL He has difficulty having sex so now uses an internet cam forum lol. oh he is gay so we are all safe lmao

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:06:38

More 4

TsarChasm Sat 20-Jun-09 00:06:44

Jake the Peg?

There should be an 'Is he being unfeasable' topic for this.

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:07:35

LMAO Tsar...he uses 2 hands to wank lololol

Maninadirndl Sat 20-Jun-09 00:08:35

Well no danger of mine ever getting on the telly.

With mny fam I'd be luckier to get in Planet Earth with my willy as an endangered species!

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:08:59

More4...he only went gay for practical reasons apparently- anatomically only bumsex will do, it seems, and oddly there aren't too many women up for it. Strange, that grin

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:09:11

FFS there is now a guy saying that internet porn has made him interested in big dicks lol

TheLadyEvenstar Sat 20-Jun-09 00:10:05

BOF lol ohhhhhhhh you brought BUM sex up tut tut oh but it is friday!

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:12:31

Hehehehehe...do you think this guy feels faint when he gets aroused?

midlandsmumof4 Sat 20-Jun-09 00:12:55

Quantity does not always mean quality grin.

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:13:11

Omg, this woman sounds hilarious!

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:16:13

A bit like the British Gas ads with the plasticine creatures...

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:18:20

I just told DP about this thread and he is paranoid we are discussing him < snurk >

MumHadEnough Sat 20-Jun-09 00:21:02

I have just been like shock all through the programme. I'm definitely missing out in something here! rofl

cornsilk Sat 20-Jun-09 00:21:48

What size shoes does he wear?

MumHadEnough Sat 20-Jun-09 00:21:51

Jonah Falcon is just a scary guy though do you not think?

BitOfFun Sat 20-Jun-09 00:22:38

My god, what's with the bacofoil pants?

AitchTwoOh Sat 20-Jun-09 00:23:23

i knew a guy who's cock was that big, he said it was an absolute curse, no kidding. he was a really nice, sensitive guy (er, for a soldier, but ykwim) and was so worried about damaging a girl that basically he rarely went out with women.

MumHadEnough Sat 20-Jun-09 00:25:32

He sounds nice then Aitch. The one guy I knew, a chef, had 12 inches. He used to "wap it out" at every opportunity, he was a bit of a prick tbh grin 'scuse the pun.

It was a funny colour and just didn't look quite right though. Perhaps the blood didn't run to the end? wink

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