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shoot the aunty, shoot the f*kin aunty.............

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psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:26:02

well, can I??

she is evil slighty odd.

and if you know me and my whining, you will know she is asking for it.

can I



psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:26:42

am slightly drunk BTW....if that makes a difference to you answrrwink

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:27:10

and she helped the reasons for the drunkeness

mentioned my mother<<sob>>

HecatesTwopenceworth Tue 16-Jun-09 19:27:29

Yes. Of course you can.

But you have to shoot my mother too.

I'll provide an alibi. grin

iMum Tue 16-Jun-09 19:27:40

psycho-I do love you!

LilRedWG Tue 16-Jun-09 19:27:42

Well - I've read the first line of OP and my answer is a resounding YES! From past experience I know she is being an evil old bag.

Doodle2u Tue 16-Jun-09 19:27:56


Choke or poison might mean less clearing up for you.

differentID Tue 16-Jun-09 19:28:18

<<hands over gun>>

StealthPolarBear Tue 16-Jun-09 19:28:21

haven't seen your previous aunty posts, but it sounds as though you have good reason ...

wotulookinat Tue 16-Jun-09 19:28:27

Of course you can shoot her. Go for it!

EccentricaGallumbits Tue 16-Jun-09 19:28:52

have you considered voodo?

i have a nice chilled bottle of rose ready to share if you need.

HumpingAnteater Tue 16-Jun-09 19:29:05

Yeah go ahead straight between the eyes.

The thing is what would be your weapon of choice?

cornsilk Tue 16-Jun-09 19:29:25

<<what's the aunty done?>>

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:31:16

voodoo would work better....I have no blood on my hands thenwink

how to I become a voodoo'er??

hecate, of coursewink


doodle, poison means she might vomit on me, messy also!!

RinityThino Tue 16-Jun-09 19:31:34

SEE told you everyone would be behind you grin

<polishes shotgun>

TrillianAstra Tue 16-Jun-09 19:31:48

Voodoo sounds good - the police don't believe it works so you can never get caught!

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:32:13

cornsilk, she raise me, but badly.....lots of issues, none of them great, and she keeps ringing me....

makes me feel like topping myself each time!!

cornsilk Tue 16-Jun-09 19:33:55

Oh okay. <<prepares noose>>

StealthPolarBear Tue 16-Jun-09 19:34:29

have you tried ebay for fantastic second hand voodoo dolls?

Doodle2u Tue 16-Jun-09 19:34:30

Depends on the poison! - Give her summat to hospitalize her - then it's someone elses problem grin

I'm liking voodoo. Or - next best thing - trip out to an Acupuncturist....s'just posh voodoo imo!

differentID Tue 16-Jun-09 19:34:54

Psycho- found ancient Rome, paid mobs were sometimes used to beat political enemies to death. this in wiki.

Any good?

HecatesTwopenceworth Tue 16-Jun-09 19:35:14

do you have to continue to have contact with her?

Send her a postcard saying "We're moving to Australia, have a nice life"

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:37:51

hecate, I think not, bit really.....she seems to have a very good 'nose' for when I am 'low', and swoops!!

and liking ebay for the 2nd voodoo dools......but will they work the samehmm

trinity and trillian..grin

poison, hmm....deserves a re-thought!

psychomum5 Tue 16-Jun-09 19:39:00

LOL @ the links

differentID Tue 16-Jun-09 19:39:09

could you get hold of ricin? and then stab her with an umbrella

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